This sounds like it could be painful and dangerous though - ThreadSky

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piegoblin.bsky.social • 300 days ago

This sounds like it could be painful and dangerous though

I only sip on butter

"that's my butter straw, don't touch it"

This is literally "Come get y'all's juice"

I am concerned about slipping on butter

“Our brand is like a sudden, violent fall that may leave you permanently disabled!” I don’t know, maybe they can workshop it a bit

Maybe, so smooth it's like a silk glove for your nethers?

I slipped on butter once. Do not recommend.

didn't know people were into butter as a touch sensation on their skin

I think Brando was once

I would like to feel a layer of grease between myself and my underdrawers.

it puts the butter on its skin

I just don't want anyone getting hurt wearing these if it's like slipping on butter.

seems like bobbie Thomas has revealed too much about themselves

Is this like slipping on banana peels? I actively try to avoid that.

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