American exceptionalism is one hell of a drug. This is just another form of Canadian annexation. teehee just cute tho!
(alt text: map of "Canada" taking in blue states and leaving the south to be the US, because clearly the south is the only source of American issues, and not any other state π)
(alt text: map of "Canada" taking in blue states and leaving the south to be the US, because clearly the south is the only source of American issues, and not any other state π)
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Us blue states have so much to offer Canada!
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Also, learn to form a queue.
We should probably keep an openish border for Austin refugees.
And I would definitely let my Austin pals in.
Because Chicago is a blue megalopolis.
Downstate? That little dangly bit in the middle of the country? They would not be thankful to go anywhere? Like, this is just silly.
Just like "you can't make Canada a 51st state without war" you can't start slicing and dicing states without, yanno, civil war, too.
does this map give you - an American in Alabama - slightly racist vibes? Like, I don't mean even consciously, but I've been in Kentucky and North Carolina, and those states weren't 99% white. And something about this is itchy at the back of my head.
(because also I thought California outside of the giant cities was pretty conservative, too)
OC was famous for Reagan Republicans.
It's just lazy self-absorbed shit.
*keeps coughing*
Because I'm kind of wierdo backwoods isolationist, but only cult-adjacent.
The Eastern Seaboard will be New England. The Pacific Coast will be divided into the North and South Pacific, and the Midwest will be renamed Edmund Fitzgerald.