funny story about a pie. my uncle did the same thing as the picture, woke up in Times Square butt naked. bare cheeks. in the buff. he got assaulted by several locals and tourists. bruised and battered, he vowed to never sit a pie in the windowsill ever again
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https://bsky.app/profile/tedcruznipples.com/post/3jznky55u672l
*tiny nibblies da cwust*
All of Bluesky: I'm going to go like this [chomp chomp chomp] and if you get eaten, it's your own fault.
(Love Island veterans will understand)
https://youtu.be/MZpWpK8pw94