when we were younger, i told my brother that our mom accidentally gave birth to him by shitting him into the toilet - ThreadSky

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hemuchang.bsky.social • 92 days ago

when we were younger, i told my brother that our mom accidentally gave birth to him by shitting him into the toilet

A classic...
The other classic lie is "we found you in the trash", my sister told me that when I was a child

That almost happened to me

Thats evil

do you know the pee pee man the poopoo man the pee pee man do you know the peepee man the peepee poopoo man

Sounds like something my big sister would have done

Ngl when I was younger I thought that was how/where people gave birth lol

My sister used to tell me they found me in a cabbage patch

I told my brother that doctors have to smack the baby to crack the butt

skibk.id•92 days ago

My sister found out I was an accident but she was planned and she would hold that over my head for years LMFAO

woah. younger you was a cold savage 🤣

My brother's first words to me when i came home from the hospital were "OUT!" and his favorite phrase was "Take him back!"

Typical sibling banter lol.

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I told my best friend that and he started crying

Sibling moment

he believed it and got angry at mom

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