As an elf, she could have centuries of experience devouring people under her belt, alongside an incomprehensible number of prey. She's at the point she's confident she can wear a shirt that basically announces her intentions and still bag her meal, and I love that. Real great work!
wolf in sheep’s clothing charm! the juxtaposition of a seemingly normal person being capable of something so horrific… a predator in plain sight, surrounded by prey who are totally unaware of how much peril they’re in…
Would it still be considered as digging your own grave if you were forcing your hands down a hot elf woman's throat in the expectation that she'll remorselessly churn you into a nutritious soup inside her stomach?
And if you also had plans to do it over and over...
LOL thats quite the engaging thought experiment… i’d argue yes, knowingly (eagerly, even) offering yourself up to be pulped into thick, heavy meat slop gurgling away inside an elf’s stomach is another valid take on the idiom.
Heh, then it's good to have another way to describe the act of force feeding yourself to an elf (even if she's likely just as eager to receive the meal) with the intention of becoming a bubbling slurry of liquid meat for her...
So more people should absolutely dig their graves in this elf.
saving her the hassle and exhaustion of having to force a struggling meal down, how generous of you! ending up as soft, squishy elf fat isn’t like. the absolute worst fate in the world, right?
what? danger? nooo… no no no you’re totally fine :) she just wants to invite you to lunch :) it’s fine you can trust her :) her intentions are pure and wholesome and the farthest thing from cannibalistic :)
I like how it’s just direct. It’s not a subtle little nod like say: recycler with an arrow pointing to her belly, or readers digest. No she’s being literal and 100% real with everyome
It's masterful in its effectiveness. You know it's a bad end, you know you shouldn't, but she's so damn hot, so appealing, that you're almost compelled. She could easily mesmerise me into that resting place.
On the prey side I've had the idea to just have a shirt that says "FOOD" so normal people can be like "I guess she just likes food?" and preds are like "That is food 🫵"
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The idea that a cute lady's body is actually the final resting place of who knows how many people who died inside her is absurdly hot.
And if you also had plans to do it over and over...
So more people should absolutely dig their graves in this elf.
I can't think of a better way to go than melting in a pretty tummy.
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