Let me preface by saying I love my job But like, what if I wondered into the woods never to be seen again by mortal eyes? What if I made friends with woodland creatures and we started our new life of tiny hobbies? And if I need something from town I could send my raccoon emissary? Like what if?? - ThreadSky

surenamarie.bsky.social • 77 days ago

Let me preface by saying I love my job

But like, what if I wondered into the woods never to be seen again by mortal eyes? What if I made friends with woodland creatures and we started our new life of tiny hobbies? And if I need something from town I could send my raccoon emissary? Like what if??

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dimension20poet.bsky.social•77 days ago

It would be lovely to squirrel oneself away into every liminal nook described by BINX Choppley…

nohbodt.bsky.social•77 days ago

But like, what if I wondered into the woods never to be seen again by mortal eyes? *Enters Dead by Daylight’s Entity Realm. *

foglightmj.bsky.social•77 days ago

Sounds a little like pandemic-era remote work life. Not all bad.

dogma9.bsky.social•77 days ago

Good for you!

joekim.bsky.social•77 days ago

I support this choice whole heatedly

itsdanicarr.bsky.social•77 days ago

Born to be a forest hag, forced to toil in society

bluejay.tv•77 days ago

I was definitely born to be like a siren or will o the wisp

Luring folks to their deaths is my calling

klromine.bsky.social•76 days ago

Your good at it too

surenamarie.bsky.social•77 days ago

I love this for you. Feels right in my soul

surenamarie.bsky.social•77 days ago

Yessss I just want to nap in a flower. Is that so much to ask?

itsdanicarr.bsky.social•77 days ago

It is NOT. And it’s what we deserve.

larkspurns.bsky.social•77 days ago

What if I suplex anyone who momentarily inconveniences you

surenamarie.bsky.social•76 days ago

I love you. I cherish you

larkspurns.bsky.social•76 days ago

I love YOU and I bet I can take em

jtwriter.bsky.social•77 days ago

Well I hate my job and I think about this constantly

sisterrose.bsky.social•76 days ago

You absolutely have the energy for this

hyperionpdx.bsky.social•76 days ago

You’d be missed but like… would you have cool riddles for prizes!

noonien99.bsky.social•77 days ago

So…..You’re gonna be Binx with a legion of animal minions? I shall await the day when you tire of the human world encroaching on your solitude and send your army of beasts and creatures to conquer the mortal realm. All hail Queen Surena!

gaygeeknerd.bsky.social•77 days ago

The thing I miss most about college is disappearing into the woods most weekends where cell signal couldn’t reach and having life be like, well guess I’ll climb that rock and maybe I’ll get lucky and find some faeries or something chaotic

wemyx.org•77 days ago

atokanannaj.bsky.social•77 days ago

Good to see you over here!

lauren-urban.com•77 days ago

I mean....we'd miss you a lot, but also it's hard to argue with a raccoon emissary.

msdixiediva53.bsky.social•77 days ago

I like the way you think... ☺️

samurairusk.bsky.social•77 days ago

I also would like the answer to this question please.

pysia.bsky.social•77 days ago

Pretty sure my toddler would volunteer to be your feral emissary. Last night she began to put on her cape and boots (while heading to the front door) as she told me she needed to go for a walk in the dark trees.
All of those witchy wood fairy tales came from someone!

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