"Another six Etsy orders!" "Calm your tits, Barbara, I'm working as fast as I can." - ThreadSky

roisindubh1.bsky.social•55 days ago

🤣

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sudome.bsky.social•55 days ago

My beans are killing me, lady!

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broeke.bsky.social•55 days ago

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madstash.bsky.social•55 days ago

Threading the needle absolutely sucks when you're lacking opposable thumbs.

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reverendlars.bsky.social•55 days ago

If cats had opposable thumbs, they'd be running everything. So don't even go there.

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madstash.bsky.social•55 days ago

Pshah, as if they aren't already. Pulease.

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toddadam.bsky.social•55 days ago

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robfromchicago.com•55 days ago

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reverendlars.bsky.social•55 days ago

I'm reporting this to OSHA.

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martyvburen.bsky.social•55 days ago

This just temporarily fixed me

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uncleduke1969.bsky.social•55 days ago

“Calm Your Tits, Barbara” was also the name of an unreleased instrumental recorded by Pink Floyd during the 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 sessions. This is an obscure bit of musical trivia unknown to even the most ardent fan, more than likely the result of my having just made it up.

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hanksr.bsky.social•55 days ago

🤣

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squeakynbb.bsky.social•55 days ago

😹😹

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waltydunlop.bsky.social•55 days ago

Never released because Roger - and I quote - "didn't like Rick drenching it in bloody seagull noises again".

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captainambivalent.com•55 days ago

You have achieved AAI (artificial artificial intelligence)

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chrispolpsych.bsky.social•55 days ago

it would basically be 'careful with that axe eugene' played under a different name (I think they did this 3-4 times)

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stuporhero.bsky.social•55 days ago

Barbara's tits:

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didabrown.bsky.social•55 days ago

"ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO CALM YOU TITS, BARBARA!"

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jargonscotty.bsky.social•55 days ago

People use Ai for the weirdest things

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uncleduke1969.bsky.social•55 days ago

I first found the pic and sent this post 5 years ago on another platform. It is unlikely to be AI.

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jargonscotty.bsky.social•55 days ago

No. I know.
“make a picture of a cat sewing” seems like a popular ai command…super subtle joke.

I know it’s not Ai because it has strong positive negative space, good composition, and dramatic lighting.

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