On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters. - ThreadSky

uncleduke1969.bsky.social • 45 days ago

On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.

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tremes15.bsky.social•45 days ago

And they're all sitting with a Delores.

ms3scrint.bsky.social•45 days ago

*each Delores must sit on the inside of the booth, thus not pictured

chiliebean03.bsky.social•45 days ago

And committing a cardinal sin of all wearing the exact same thing.

sissinghurstwitch.bsky.social•45 days ago

That’s a strict dress code, mint green or red

sleepycongressman.bsky.social•45 days ago

3 versions of:
red jackets
green jackets
black pants
lampshade hair cuts

ms3scrint.bsky.social•45 days ago

...the very 1st thing I noticed too...

causticlipstick.bsky.social•45 days ago

It's better than a Karen Konvention!

sleepypuppy007.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ooh, you got to see a meeting of the fabled League of Barbaras! An honor rarely bestowed to outsiders (other than the wait staff).

marginman3.bsky.social•45 days ago

“So I says to Barbara ‘Barbara, did you hear what that tramp, Barbara did on the weekend? She told Barbara that she was going to Boca Raton with Barbara’s ex husband this Friday!’”

Barbara: That hussy!

p3nny.bsky.social•45 days ago

The Sharons just come to listen and have an orange scone.

lacrunk.bsky.social•45 days ago

great news for my Barbara capital theory

katorcatlady.bsky.social•44 days ago

Both my mother and m-i-l are barbaras. I laughed until I snorted. Could’ve sworn the middle both was my mum 🤣🤣🤣

rennreality.bsky.social•45 days ago

If this isn't proof of a simulation, then I dunno what we're doing here

johnnydcm.bsky.social•45 days ago

I went in a café once and at each table, there was a group of elderly women and one of each of the groups was wearing a hooped long sleeved shirt.

mstoodley.bsky.social•44 days ago

OK What's a hooped shirt?

johnnydcm.bsky.social•44 days ago

It has a pattern of rings or hoops.

mstoodley.bsky.social•44 days ago

Edumacation in all its many forms.

dgmcase.bsky.social•44 days ago

We showed up at a party for our friend a couple years ago, and we were sharing the private room with a Barbara party. Apparently the Barbaras gather once a year from far and near to enjoy being with other people named Barbara. No joke

aoxxi.bsky.social•45 days ago

I like to think middle Barb has murdered. Just once.

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•45 days ago

They call that a Barbarella

vegestache.bsky.social•45 days ago

hollyphantpants.bsky.social•45 days ago

There is but one hairstylist in town.

barbararich.bsky.social•45 days ago

You obviously don’t know many Barbaras

mgiac17.bsky.social•45 days ago

Adorable 🤭🤭🤭🤭

shakedown514.bsky.social•45 days ago

One these Barbaras is not like the others. One of these Barbaras just doesn't belong.

anoldhippie.bsky.social•45 days ago

Her name's not Barbara. That's Janice.

weedmama.bsky.social•45 days ago

Looks like Barbara meets with Linda

thebeardidlady.bsky.social•45 days ago

They should all head down to Barbara's rhabarberbar.

mm-hmm.bsky.social•45 days ago

Wow! You should submit this to a nature photo site.

forcemanure.bsky.social•44 days ago

"Dan didn't salt the driveway again. Even after I told him it was going to snow. I just don't know why I even try anymore, Susan."

orygunguy.bsky.social•45 days ago

This month, they'll be talking about Barbra...

concernedcanadian.bsky.social•44 days ago

I thought maybe this was an episode of the Red Green show! 🤪

mxnectarine.bsky.social•45 days ago

Devs getting lazy with the textures!

ve9cbc.bsky.social•45 days ago

And all the waiters/waitresses called in sick that day. Coincidence? 🤔😜

embu7.bsky.social•45 days ago

This AI bullshit just isn’t that convincing :-)

uncleduke1969.bsky.social•45 days ago

I first found that pic and posted this five years ago on “the-platform-that-shall-not-be-named.” It is very unlikely to be AI. Unless you were kidding, then as you were. 😂

embu7.bsky.social•45 days ago

Are the women in green the Barbaras, their companions in red, or all of them? Such a good nominative call at any rate…

uncleduke1969.bsky.social•45 days ago

All Barbaras. Uniform color reflects status. Think of it as the Operating Thetan levels of Barbarology.

embu7.bsky.social•45 days ago

A Confederacy of Barbaras

embu7.bsky.social•45 days ago

Barbara (noun): the maternal aunt of a Karen

uncleduke1969.bsky.social•45 days ago

I believe it’s actually a “murder.” A “confederacy” would indicate Doloreses. (Delori?)

embu7.bsky.social•45 days ago

(I was kidding)