tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments - ThreadSky

uncleduke1969.bsky.social • 16 days ago

tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments

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letscruise.bsky.social•15 days ago

Whoa…Boone’s Farm and Bad ideas….Bro the 80’s called…..

petekotz.bsky.social•15 days ago

Superb, Mr. Duke.

rosegardenerwi.bsky.social•16 days ago

Here's hoping he fathered no child, EVER.🤷‍♀️

sheepflame.bsky.social•15 days ago

I love that Nazis who aren’t comfortable with doing a full-on swastika have to just go with the black/white/red color scheme that is also Antifa’s.

bibi-the-great.bsky.social•15 days ago

It's just asking for Banksy to paint snowflakes on it.

phorenzik.bsky.social•14 days ago

CLUSTERFCK Parody T-Shirt available now!!!

#cybertruck

https://nerdkeyz.etsy.com/listing/1873256947

abrafoothills.bsky.social•15 days ago

Driver Drown

stusutherland.bsky.social•15 days ago

For the win!

samenrider.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'm sorry but the owner is clearly unwell, might need a 5150

simulflow.bsky.social•15 days ago

What on earth? Someone has a real lust for Mondrian?

texascajun72.bsky.social•16 days ago

I feel like Van Halen would destroy this stupid thing on stage with hammers.

kuenkuenluenglueng.bsky.social•15 days ago

Depends on singer:

Diamond Dave would complain it's Eddie's Frankenstrat design, and doesn't focus enough on him.

Sammy would just be mad it takes so long to get up to 55

texascajun72.bsky.social•15 days ago

Haha. Fair enough

trying-doing.bsky.social•15 days ago

They’ve always looked like coffins to me

lenecharlotten.bsky.social•15 days ago

Why do the car have danish flag painted ???🇩🇰

infoviking.bsky.social•16 days ago

"The Cybertruck is kinda ugly but I need a special paint job to make it truly hideous."

whopado.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ugly paint on that swasticar.

patriciomarcelo.bsky.social•16 days ago

Edward is rolling in his grave. He was such a car enthusiast and would abhor this “truck”.
Long live EVH

wantallthecake.bsky.social•15 days ago

Amazing. I didn’t think those trucks could be any more obnoxious, but here we are 🤮

bradrayburry.bsky.social•15 days ago

Douchemobile.

wrycke.bsky.social•15 days ago

Over-under on number of active restraining orders on this guy is 2.5

thedumbestman.bsky.social•15 days ago

are we talking about just the county, the entire state, or entire country

Its over regardless of the answer

artistblue.bsky.social•16 days ago

😂

danky-janky.bsky.social•15 days ago

uncle Duke, I think this is what happens when dad doesn’t yell at you for holding the flashlight straight🤷🏻

lexicon42.bsky.social•15 days ago

everybody: cybertruck is a nazi car
this douche: YEP SURE IS

Fuck this timeline.

rebrafsim.bsky.social•15 days ago

nothing in this joke is about nazis

lexicon42.bsky.social•15 days ago

also I'm nd and used to seeing things a little different than others so idc, it's what I saw /shrug

rebrafsim.bsky.social•15 days ago

it’s replicating a famous guitar but okay

lexicon42.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thanks for clearing it up!

lexicon42.bsky.social•15 days ago

idk the colors are a dead ringer. Maybe not the intent but not what I would have gone with.

uncleduke1969.bsky.social•15 days ago

To be fair, it would seem that you're reading what you expected to see, rather than what I wrote. Regardless, have a wonderful day.

lexicon42.bsky.social•15 days ago

or I misinterpreted the joke? Im ok with that, why aren't you? Not that serious.

dirtydan1244.bsky.social•15 days ago

Eddie Van Halen ass truck

shawncarlow.bsky.social•15 days ago

He’s hiding his money in…. PANAMA!

jverheul.bsky.social•15 days ago

And...everybody wants some.

elsiemon.bsky.social•15 days ago

An advertisement to pee on this car shaped monstrosity

ottercynic.bsky.social•15 days ago

Incel Camino owner never been laid…

inyalowda.bsky.social•15 days ago

File under, "How to make a bad idea even worse."

designerplant.bsky.social•16 days ago

LMAO I saw one of these monstrosities with a safari themed wrap. Phone was dead so I couldn’t get a photo but I got a good laugh with the kids as it was on Christmas Eve while we were out and about.