ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat.
NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like?
ME: *makes surprised face*
NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like?
ME: *makes surprised face*
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Me: *Makes dead cat face
Neighbor: “NO NO NO! I mean what did the cat look like BEFORE the accident?”
“I would like to replace your cat”
“Okay, how good are you at catching mice?”