Polyamory but it's just to try and find someone who can open jars for us - ThreadSky

progesteronipizza.bsky.social • 6 days ago

Polyamory but it's just to try and find someone who can open jars for us

The biggest problem with a t4t lesbian relationship where both of you are loaded as fuck on estrogen is that NOBODY CAN OPEN THE FUCKING JAR

I CAN'T FUCKING GRIP THIS FUCKING THING IT'S AS SMOOTH AS MY FUCKING HANDS ARE NOW, WHAT THE FUCK

IT TAKES 20 MIN AND IM FUCKING ANEMIC AFTER

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astraeadiol.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hi, can I leave my application here?

riverofblood.bsky.social•6 days ago

🫙🔨

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

Don't tell everyone about my secret chili ingredient!

beedokfern.bsky.social•5 days ago

I started working out in part so that I could open jars again.

derf5280.bsky.social•5 days ago

I was raised by a ferocious single mom back in the 70s and 80s. She used to use a thin piece of rubber, and it worked so well she almost put me back under the rock where she found me.

sapphicmaid.bsky.social•6 days ago

i can open jars but have zero other qualifications or even interests. also you have to bring the jar to me. also i just wanna be friends. also maybe i accidentally drop the jar

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

Mhmm this is an excellent ad, you are in the running

findingmorgan.bsky.social•5 days ago

This had me laughing for a while. Thank you 😊 🫙

eloquentgraffiti.bsky.social•5 days ago

You should know the secret to opening jars is actually a puppet-style oven mitt with the neoprene/silicone grip.

Don't tell any men I told you my secret, I like it better when they think I'm stronger than them ☺️

colatime.bsky.social•5 days ago

sandpaper works really well for getting a grip

sarah.transsexual.gay•6 days ago

Jar cuck

thrillow.gay•6 days ago

juck

shookegg.bsky.social•6 days ago

For your Jenim jars

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

A pivotal role in any polycule

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

Qualities we like in a partner: Able to open jars

Qualities we are not looking for currently in a partner:
Unable to open jars

redrowan.bsky.social•6 days ago

val-apocalypse.satan.social•6 days ago

I can meet these requirements, but you're not allowed to know the trick

prettypixiepuppet.bsky.social•6 days ago

updating my tinder profile real quick

emma.bzky.team•6 days ago

Damn

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

Note: This is not a real ad everyone and even if it was, come on, you should seek someone with an ad that also resembles things you want too you deserve what you want as well!

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

I know our requirements are quite demanding and Im sorry about that

emilafae.bsky.social•6 days ago

I can open jars

emilafae.bsky.social•6 days ago

{this is a joke. I don't know you :p}

progesteronipizza.bsky.social•6 days ago

(im glad, i dont want people thinking i was serious either :P)

savean.bzky.team•6 days ago

I can open jars. It's my main function in my house.

It's basically jars, reusable water bottles, cook food, then I'm free to use my time as I wish until my opening/cooking skills are required once again.

developher.net•6 days ago

currently we meet these requirements, but hopefully not for long

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