- Listen up, Uplanders! Scalpers! Bad goblins!
*Spits on the ground*

- They see shiny new nVidia RTX 5090!
*Eyes widen, makes grabbing motion*

- They grab all shiny toys! No leave for other goblins!
*Shakes head sadly*

- Is too much shiny! They steal shiny, no share!
*Frowns*

- Brayflox say NO!