Really depends on the type of horror movie
Freddie or Leatherface = dies during shower scene
Xenomorph or Predator = highly likely she starts flirting AND THEN dies
For anyone wondering, the story behind the first 3 in "killed during the s*x scene" is Bao's fucking the killer, Lucy walks in and is killed by Bao because she's territorial, and Momo is in the closet drawing art of the killer and gets found after
Brits buffed by association with sherlock when we all know Limes would get lost and end up alone and Vedal end up drunk making them the easiest victims
Oh for sure. Since you figured it out you also took it upon yourself to confront them so no one else could get hurt. Maybe not the smartest play but a selfless one in a way.
Honestly, you might have some trouble with Tricky. She seems like a real murderous bish if you're not careful. ...Then again, she might turn out to be one of those newfangled "sympathetic villains" we've seen a lot of these last years. In any case, be prepared for some drappy fire your way. lol 😆
Cotton would be easy to deal with. All you have to do show her a funny roast of Bao and she should be laughing too hard to chase you long enough to get away.
imagine! @filianisl0st.bsky.social stumbles, gonna fall down the stairs, onigiri try to catch her but filian pulles her down with her, both ending up dying at the bottom at the stairway 🤣
Now I'm just imagining Naggz commentating Numi's death. "The killer is standing right there! Why is she still eating the plum?! Finally, she noticed. Why is she flirting with them??!! I'm done! Are the Mets on?"
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Nice.
Freddie or Leatherface = dies during shower scene
Xenomorph or Predator = highly likely she starts flirting AND THEN dies
Though that does mean we won't have to worry about neuro, right?
[HORROR MONSTER OUT FOR CHIBI'S BLOOD: Well, they're more... *Guidelines* than actual *rules*...]
But she actually just bites the dust in a comical way
Otherwise very accurate!
Good list overall though