Everyone knows the 1917 edition is the stabbiest - ThreadSky

steveboots.bsky.social • 163 days ago

Everyone knows the 1917 edition is the stabbiest

Reposted from joker leotardo

im 99% confident i could still take him one on one even with his trench knife or whatever

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warchiefpeebs.bsky.social•162 days ago

Reminds me of an “edgy” boyfriend I had

When I was 15

gr8fuldad.bsky.social•162 days ago

The 1916 and 18 models had tech issues.

snagglebear.bsky.social•162 days ago

😂😂😂

brianwinch.bsky.social•162 days ago

Great first impression when you bring a date home .nothing says psycho more than a trench knife embedded in your bedroom wall.

michaelstonehewer.bsky.social•162 days ago

He overestimates the likeliness of anyone going to his bedroom.

dforshner.bsky.social•163 days ago

Dude is so hopped up on amphetamines he would probably just end up stabbing himself.

culturalmeltdown.bsky.social•163 days ago

Elon when an aggressor finds him "in close quarters"

chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social•162 days ago

Probably just has it so he can feel like a badass cutting his ketamine lines.

thepacketrat.net•163 days ago

I bet it's got the serrated blade banned by the Geneva Convention.

culturalmeltdown.bsky.social•163 days ago

He's more insufferably cringe every time he tweets.

canadianmom3.bsky.social•163 days ago

I don’t understand the wall impaling…wouldn’t like in a drawer or on a nightstand suffice? Like I’m glad he gets to be all edgelord about his knife on here but sticking out like a pushpin is oddly not practical.

jakelandau.ca•162 days ago

"embedded" how does he plan to get it out of the wall lol

mellowcanuck.bsky.social•162 days ago

Roe Jogan told him that.

balrogmidgar.bsky.social•163 days ago

He probably means he has some kind of secret compartment to stash it in, but there's a not-0% chance that Elon Musk stabbed a bigass knife into his drywall and just has hanging there, hilt-deep through the wallpaper.

musicfan8.bsky.social•162 days ago

😆

perthum.bsky.social•162 days ago

Also did Oscar Pistorius not teach us or the dangers of White South Africans and weapons in the bedroom?

perthum.bsky.social•162 days ago

Saying stuck in the wall implies that he, the world's richest man, has a twin bed in the corner of his room.

I mean so do I (twin bed in the corner), but I'm not playing this sigma male persona.

perthum.bsky.social•163 days ago

Guys a tool. First rule of owning weapons is you don't let people know you own weapons.

pencilneckkgeek.bsky.social•163 days ago

I wouldn’t know. I don’t own any.

perthum.bsky.social•163 days ago

Indeed.

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