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steveboots.bsky.social • 24 days ago

A bunch of the worst people on the internet are about to try to explain this away

Reposted from Cam Walker

A baby shark has been born in a Louisiana aquarium with no males around.

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trevorbradley.bsky.social•24 days ago

(Scans post without looking at details)

"... Doo-do-do-d-d-do"

zyo117.bsky.social•24 days ago

'Life, uh...finds a way.'

threeraccoonsvan.bsky.social•23 days ago

It’s because there was a frankincense and myrrh factory in the area.

stenac.bsky.social•24 days ago

disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social•24 days ago

When all else fails, trust in Jeff.

toomanysteves.bsky.social•24 days ago

Jeff Week is every week!

disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social•24 days ago

The nerd in me quite disappointed in myself that I'd never heard of Jeff. I apologize to all I have let down in this matter, especially my 12 year old self.

toomanysteves.bsky.social•24 days ago

No worries! Now you have a second Jeff you can deploy if need ever arises.

islesfanatic.bsky.social•24 days ago

The birth of the 2nd coming in the form of a man eating fish... I can see the headlines now.... Repent the end is near!

wadamglover.bsky.social•24 days ago

Obligatory

brendan-s079.bsky.social•24 days ago

Check it's Midichlorian count

coltonspkyle.bsky.social•24 days ago

The answer is simple. Shark Jesus.

wadamglover.bsky.social•24 days ago

The three wise sharks, and the little drummer shark, are on their way as we speak!

sasksneeze.bsky.social•24 days ago

they should make this a movie

brendan-s079.bsky.social•24 days ago

It'll be the next Sharknado sequel

sasksneeze.bsky.social•24 days ago

maybe we could have a crossover with VelociPastor

flushfoot.bsky.social•24 days ago

zealfulbanana.bsky.social•24 days ago

#blahaj

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