morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance - ThreadSky

pleasebegneiss.bsky.social • 165 days ago

morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill

me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance

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astral66.bsky.social•165 days ago

Mix the red pill with the blue pill and you get the purple pill. Then it's all hanging out with Prince from then on.

everythingisph.bsky.social•164 days ago

The quintessential American response

ann702.bsky.social•165 days ago

And there's a co-pay for the visit.

drjoe2003.bsky.social•165 days ago

Your doctor will be required to do a prior authorization for either one.

nathansmith.bsky.social•164 days ago

Bob Dole says “choose the blue pill.”

tweetpotato314.bsky.social•165 days ago

morpheus: *wrapping the pill in a piece of cheese so i can swallow it*

pleasebegneiss.bsky.social•165 days ago

can you wrap both

kenklee.bsky.social•165 days ago

Insurance: To qualify you need to take this green pill every day for six months first. After that you’ll need to be reevaluated by your provider, then referred to a specialist who will need to order some tests…

aggropop.bsky.social•165 days ago

thats why we bring them in from canadian zion

jenderson.bsky.social•165 days ago

Well, insurance says I need to try the purple and the pink pills first before they’ll cover the red or blue pills.

txtooh.bsky.social•165 days ago

But the blue is the generic one.

theclintor.bsky.social•165 days ago

My health insurance is much like the spoon from the Matrix.

firebert.bsky.social•165 days ago

This has me asking if Morpheus is an American

emilyandawesome.bsky.social•165 days ago

😆😆😆

spoooky.bsky.social•165 days ago

Can I have lexapro

rhoyote.bsky.social•165 days ago

Me: Get me outta here, Mr Wizard!

Tank: All our operators are currently occupied. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line. *Matrix elevator music*

saveena.bsky.social•164 days ago

Mine either

richschu.bsky.social•165 days ago

"Better take it now while I've already hit my deductible..."

inn3rpanda.bsky.social•165 days ago

Capitalism has trained me store both in my cheeks to guard against famine

marjarita.bsky.social•165 days ago

💯 earned the follow

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