That would be "Frieggmug" near what is now Moscow, approximately 9 thousand years ago. Sorry China, bite it!!! His family had always been drawn to the ice. Almost as if they had been crafted by it, like Eve from Adam's rib. The migrations were taxing, the landscape brutal. Life was often short.
They found solace on the ice. It calmed them. They would glide upon it, sometimes together, in glorious harmony. Their stench lines and wooly pelts intermingled with the breeze, a melody erupting like a geyser out of the frozen ground. Alive! That is until Clark, which translates to "sack of shit"
In early caveman communication styles. It wasn't intended to be mean, but rather a consensus approximation of their expectations based on immediate observation. His station in life. Which came to pass. Our ancestors were quite intuitive. He slipped and broke his leg. In the process the family
Slowly starved off, except, you guessed it, "Frieggmug"!!!! Fast forward 12 years and boom. He finds some jaw bones on the ground. Straps them onto his pelt caveman sneakers with some plant fiber based rope, maybe hemp, perhaps he was high. He proceeded to shred up the ice, "Bitchin', bro!"
OG Ice McSlide over here: 'I shall strap blades of death to my feet and call it SPORT!' The real question is who first said, 'BEHOLD, I SHALL DANCE... WITH DEATH!'
Also, if I were Canadian or Australian, I would think twice about drawing attention to things stolen by the British and how unjust it is that they’re being kept from their rightful owners.
Within the picture that you posted, since apparently that needed specifying, what is there that would lead someone to ask the question ‘Are those in a museum in the UK?’
Also, what makes you think that they’re not skates from London, given that they’re in the Museum of London, which is a museum focussing on the history of London?
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The Scots were secretly delighted.
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Here's some medieval ice skates made of animal bone, from Finland.
And yes, they're in a British museum, because every British museum is a house of stealing, raping and pillaging cool shit from other countries. 😬
Also, if I were Canadian or Australian, I would think twice about drawing attention to things stolen by the British and how unjust it is that they’re being kept from their rightful owners.
Let’s just say, I bet there wasn’t an episode concerning a certain large island surrounded by ocean.
Until then, it was all sharpened bones & antlers... Which ironically is kinda metal. 🤘