Body: Tummy hort
Me: Oh no why
Body: Easy, no food in it
Me: Okay, I will eat food
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Why now?
Body: Food in it
Me: Oh no why
Body: Easy, no food in it
Me: Okay, I will eat food
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Why now?
Body: Food in it
Comments
Being alive is a scam
i don’t know what you look like but i can assure you you’re not giving yourself enough credit 💖
Also, you just summed up every meal I have ever eaten in my life in a skeet consisting of under 300 characters, so there’s that.
And I will imagine you saying it in flannel and a vest 🤣
Which then makes me nauseous. But then eating would also make me nauseous.
Like.
Fuck you, uppity bitch. Kinda hard to run maintenance like that.
Body: Because too much food
Me: but…hungry?
Body: Fuck you, no energy burn, just fat storage