The outgoing CEO of Weyland-Yutani says the experimental use of genetically modified xenomorphic aliens with acid for blood is becoming a potential problem.
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But the expected profitability from their mainstream use is too attractive for us to consider discontinuing their production. The problem will be dealt with in the future as the need arises.
Naturally, I can’t divulge our profit projections due to commercial confidentiality, but I can say that they are out of this world, if you will pardon the pun! We see great opportunities for our xenomorph assets to be used to neutralise colonial rebellions, with just the threat preventing uprisings.
The only solution to a bad guy with acid blood is a good guy with acid blood. If the woke, liberal elites would de-regulate molecular acid so we could all have it in our veins we'd be able to solve the problem. Maybe give teachers acid blood! In the meantime I'll be injecting it myself. [Melts]
As a shareholder of Wayland-Yutani I'm disappointed with the performance of the CEO. We need someone who can see past such trivial obstacles and generate better value.
It’s a little funny BlueSky labeled this direct quote about xenomorphs from the movie Alien as spam. I have hope for you Bluesky. I know you’re working out the kinks
lol this is giving me major jenova ptsd... as someone who's also working in ai, i can relate to the "experimental" part getting out of hand 😅 at least our ai doesn't have acid blood (yet) 👽
We'll just make good aliens with acid blood and guns. That'll solve the problem. I don't see a single problem in America that can't be fixed with guns. I think we should try shooting cancer with medicine bullets. There has to be a way to get it INSIDE the body.
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"Mr Weyland, what are the profit projections for the man-eating acid blooded monsters from space project?"
Corporate risk management at its finest!
“Opportunity”
Yeah, yeah????
……..yeah?
Meet your new CEO:
Predator!
Cultists lie in wait to welcome our lord and savior, Cthulu, from the "alien" depths.