I paid for The Beast Mortos’ texting service.

For only $100 a month, he’ll respond with, “RAWRRRR” to all your texts. #WrestleSky
Reposted from Bill
I paid for Eddie Kingston’s texting service.

For only 100 a month, he sends you youtube links to AJPW matches from 1992 and if you don’t watch the entire thing he shows up at your house and gives you Machine Gun chops until you pass out.

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