What if future trillionares couldn't escape to space but could escape back in time so the very fucks that did this to the planet live comfortable, unaffected lives in remote time periods before they ruined everything.
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Scant days after they board their Time Craft do we discover their mummified bog bodies bound, gagged, staked through the heart, and with perfectly-preserved iPhones shoved up their arses
Oh they're too used to their creature comforts to give it up and live any more than 100 years or so into the past. They wouldn't even be able to communicate with the people of the era.
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They wouldn't be able to reach a mass audience and they would be competing for power with people who could kill them with their bare hands.
They wouldn't last a month.
They could do that now and have the benefits of the modern world.
But every one of them literally wants to rule the world and make sure everyone knows they rule it.
That would be impossible in the past. They might manage a little fiefdom, but that's not enough for them.