Wasn't quite sure how Twlldun had been taken in by this obvious parody. Then I went to the actual, very real, utterly demented Times story. I mean, what? Fuckjumbo's finally lost it. Now wondering how many of the Johnson kids currently play in the streets and eat dogshit. - ThreadSky

ianmartin.bsky.social • 94 days ago

Wasn't quite sure how Twlldun had been taken in by this obvious parody. Then I went to the actual, very real, utterly demented Times story. I mean, what? Fuckjumbo's finally lost it. Now wondering how many of the Johnson kids currently play in the streets and eat dogshit.

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Honestly if I had to type out this jabbering nonsense as an “exclusive”, I think I would lol myself

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skymoo.bsky.social•94 days ago

Plummy voice, more words but essentially Trumping

anniemg.bsky.social•94 days ago

The audacity. He's never been what you could call slim in his entire life

parallax2112.bsky.social•94 days ago

Ah, but he's been mainlining Ozempic recently and now looks quite emaciated. He's obviously become a weightloss evangelist. I think it was Heseltine who said "Johnson is the kind of man who looks at which way the crowd's running and shouts "Follow me!""

ianmartin.bsky.social•94 days ago

very good

alannfylde.bsky.social•94 days ago

The reason we played out all day and were thin is because we didn't eat enough calories, because we were poor, playing out all day meant we didn't need to be given a hot lunch which didn't exist. I hate all these rich public school kids pretending they had it rough.

invalid-handle.com•94 days ago

More JFC than KFC

parallax2112.bsky.social•94 days ago

WTF?

dlynch.bsky.social•94 days ago

So what's Bunter Johnson's excuse for his being such a tubby bitch?

Is that the C of E's fault too?
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thatwendylee.bsky.social•94 days ago

Bizarre how he refers to all our kids as 'fatsos', without any noticeable irony at all. I mean, it's all bizarre, of course, but that struck me ...

neverfadingwood.bsky.social•94 days ago

I mean, maybe my kids don't count because they're not British (fucking Thatcher), but neither of them are "fatsos". They're 19 & 17. The younger one works out every day, has just bought himself a set of parallel bars. The older one works out a bit, but is not even slightly overweight.
Bloody Johnosn

thatwendylee.bsky.social•94 days ago

I was just writing a 'my kid either' kind of reply, and then realised we're trying to prove Johnson's talking bollocks, which is surely a foregone conclusion at all times.

neverfadingwood.bsky.social•94 days ago

Fair point. Yes, I can't remember, over about 25 years, him ever talking anything else.

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