[Surgery on a cow] "Nurse. Butter knife.” - ThreadSky

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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social • 2 days ago

[Surgery on a cow]

"Nurse. Butter knife.”

"steak knife" would have been funnier 🤷🏻‍♀️

Make sure the cow is toastie before performing this procedure, otherwise you get cold cuts

Udder knife was right there

Bahaha hahaha bahaha 🤣

😂

This surgery was well done

Cow "tis butter scratch."

"You mean steak knife, doctor?"
"Yes yes... that's what I said!"

Yes, mm, as a comedy critic who analyzes jokes to determined their funniness, this is the much better punchline, much funnier, yes.

5 stars

🙂

Instead of "STAT" do they say "get a mooo-ve on?" [okay, that was a stretch]

No follow-up?

Didn't want to be accused of milking it, eh?

...suction

Not a steak knife?

😄

Annoyed, no the udder one

“Time to close up, hand me the string cheese.”

😂

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