I've seen a documentary in which was proven that crows recognize faces, and since they're a related species, i see two possibilities; I. punishing the car until ascertained who's the real culprit, II. You're a first offender, and mitigation is in order, however, i'd be careful and assume I. 🤘😁
i wonder if he could appease them by showing respect at the place they were mourning. Like, leaving things that ravens like where they'd gathered. They're really smart, maybe they'd understand apology
There are three choices:
1) Move at least 50 miles away
2) Total reconstructive facial surgery for both OP and kid, along with a different car
3) Attempt to win their way back into the ravens’ good graces with snacks
I cannot believe anyone with internet access in 2024 doesn’t know that corvids hold epic grudges.
A couple years ago I saw a crow dive to grab a mouse in the backyard. For a moment, I thought about trying to shoo it away, and then I realized no way did I want to piss off the crows. RIP mouse 🤷🏻♀️
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Don’t disrespect the corvids
There are three choices:
1) Move at least 50 miles away
2) Total reconstructive facial surgery for both OP and kid, along with a different car
3) Attempt to win their way back into the ravens’ good graces with snacks
Ravens teaching their kids that OP is the devil
A couple years ago I saw a crow dive to grab a mouse in the backyard. For a moment, I thought about trying to shoo it away, and then I realized no way did I want to piss off the crows. RIP mouse 🤷🏻♀️