Fed up with woke Christmas celebrations? Vegan Turkey Oxfam gift cards Board games based on sex Matching pyjamas People droning on about Gavin & bloody Tracey. Feast yourself on some PROPER Yuletide entertainment. Traditional, Christian & Meaningful. 🎄 - ThreadSky

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social • 59 days ago

Fed up with woke Christmas celebrations?
Vegan Turkey
Oxfam gift cards
Board games based on sex
Matching pyjamas
People droning on about Gavin & bloody Tracey.
Feast yourself on some PROPER Yuletide entertainment.
Traditional, Christian & Meaningful.
🎄

Comments

mojumi.bsky.social•59 days ago

Mick, lovely to see Spit the dog again. Not sure about board games -Jill’s Twister evening ended when Andy the carpenter claimed it didn’t have to be just feet and hands. Didn’t think it’d reach that far
Jill said she wanted an early night shortly after that, and Andy had to stay behind to clear up.

whywickers.bsky.social•59 days ago

Cliff Lazarenko, 1985, Jolees club Longton, World Championship semi-final against John Lowe

“I should cocoa” No prancing, tattooed Mohican-haired Ally Pally glam festival with arrows

It was medieval, raucous, beer-filled, fag-smoked, betting-fest with real men & women & the occasional darts match

ness44.bsky.social•59 days ago

They don't make them like that anymore (and there's probably a good reason for that.....)

I wonder why they switched places before they started singing?

winn-on-health.bsky.social•59 days ago

And this is why I listen to the radio...

dimmo.bsky.social•59 days ago

No bloody rat music or any other popular beat music and that Vordermort woman wasn't on either.
Just what the country needs.
As always I am with you here.
And doesn't that Welshman Jock Wislon have serious rust?

cjharry.bsky.social•59 days ago

😂
For your interest @jamesnicactor.bsky.social

jamesnicactor.bsky.social•59 days ago

Brilliant!!!!

jamesnicactor.bsky.social•59 days ago

Bully’s Christmas Song? Simpler times … ! 😂

cjharry.bsky.social•59 days ago

Indeed!

drownedinsound.bsky.social•59 days ago

Sir Michael, when will young Lee of Norks & Bants quit hanging out with that chain-smoking banker and get back to hosting this spike throwing contest?

airscaper.bsky.social•59 days ago

Splendid, Sir Micheal.
Where can I buy the VHS tape?
I've been looking for ages. Charity shops, car boot sales, everywhere.

southsaxon.bsky.social•22 days ago

Lay bys are a better place to start. You’ll even find some Betamax versions of ‘Bless This House’ if you’re really lucky.

pete-k.bsky.social•59 days ago

We had a lovely time, but we are going take the money and prizes. Besides, there's no way the speed boat will fit in the bath.

davidbell1.bsky.social•59 days ago

I’m rather overcome with emotion having watched that Sir Michael

ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social•59 days ago

What about Latte enema’s ?

ralphhickman.bsky.social•59 days ago

Sir Michael, I trust that you've received your Christmas card from Kingy and Queenie?

rechenberger34.bsky.social•59 days ago

Glad to see you posting on the Blue Twitter thingy , Sir Michael. You have to defeat wokism where it grows😆 Looking forward to more pearls of conservative wisdom from you on here. My greetings to Bunty too!

geoff577.bsky.social•59 days ago

The last time I saw Bob Carolgees, he was behind the counter of his shop, where he sold candles in a crafts centre on the outskirts of Delamere Forest, Cheshire. I hope that’s not too woke for you, Sir Michael 🤣.

southsaxon.bsky.social•22 days ago

With Spit tied up in the cold outside with a roadkill rabbit for dinner, now he was no longer earning his keep on Tiswas.

Sad to see such a fall from grace.

nodrog1.bsky.social•59 days ago

Great singing by jackie Wilson.

ros14.bsky.social•59 days ago

I avoid TV at Christmas 🎄What is the hype about? Gavin & Stacey 😡
I'm found with a glass of red,a roast spud,a pack of cards for taking money from the guests and stuffing into my Xmas sock. It's great fun. They love it.
Looking forward to next Christmas 💰 🙏 💰

kendy1953.bsky.social•59 days ago

Where is Saint Jimmy and Rolf when we need them?

marcusunread.bsky.social•59 days ago

Those were the days.
Athletic sport stars
Healthy young ladies
Well dressed young men
Amusing dog puppets
Proper songs with clean lyrics
Wholesome entertainment
None of that modern bebop nonsense

rabjourno.bsky.social•59 days ago

I think, Sir M, this might be what is known in modern parlance as wholesome AF.

palustris.bsky.social•59 days ago

This should be on the national curriculum so that children can understand how far we've fallen as a Nation since Woke. As for Gavin & Stacey, that's just the BBC pandering to minorities again. I don't understand a word of Welsh and had to use subtitles.

veryjollyjack.bsky.social•59 days ago

Thank you for bringing sanity back to Christmas, Sir M.

noticepro.bsky.social•59 days ago

Check out our anti woke warriors as they seek the real meaning of Christmas: https://youtu.be/s-jE2M2b0Ns?si=hfGFcqyJCKt27EHg

globalwaterrights.bsky.social•59 days ago

Anti woke? GB News, Daily Mail are "anti woke"? 🤔🤔

noticepro.bsky.social•59 days ago

Indeed. As is BG News, our satirical channel 🙂

globalwaterrights.bsky.social•59 days ago

Ok thanks for clarifying 🤗

matt-fitzpatrick.bsky.social•59 days ago

Covid certainly put an end to Spits career - no harm.

123joules.bsky.social•59 days ago

😂😂

mikala8.bsky.social•59 days ago

The glory days of Empire.

steve-evo.bsky.social•59 days ago

Brings a tear to the eye. Spit the dog is the only one still alive apart from the woman who’s batshit crazy.

pete1808.bsky.social•59 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dragonflybutterfly.bsky.social•50 days ago

Stop whining? Just do you and stop worrying what others do. Why do you care so much what other people do? Stop the snivelling. No one is forcing you to do those. Accept that the world does not evolve around you.