Good morning! ☀️🎄 Who else is getting into the holiday spirit? Remember, friends, there’s only one party that obeys in advance. Don’t stick your tongue to the pole. I beg. - ThreadSky

lisaloe.bsky.social • 151 days ago

Good morning! ☀️🎄

Who else is getting into the holiday spirit?

Remember, friends, there’s only one party that obeys in advance.

Don’t stick your tongue to the pole. I beg.

Comments

donnaginny.bsky.social•151 days ago

Story!! The guy that stuck his tongue to the pole became a pRon star🤦‍♀️. So did the bully. Currently, they are hawking signed pictures together the traveling Chocolate Expo. I met them last week. 😂

lisaloe.bsky.social•151 days ago

Tracks *perfectly*

terpsichorecmlos.bsky.social•150 days ago

👍🏻👍🏾👍🏽👍👍🏼👍🏿

bakingfool.bsky.social•150 days ago

After I lick this post, I'm going to look at the eclipse without protection. 🤪

sal09041961.bsky.social•150 days ago

BaHahahahaha!!!

ljdr48.bsky.social•151 days ago

I did that once when I was 6 years old ….. oh, wait.

beckron99.bsky.social•150 days ago

I am avoiding holidays until 2028

juliebrez.bsky.social•151 days ago

Yessss! If only Turnip would stick his tongue to a frozen pole! We wouldn't have to listen to him rattle on with his crazy threats, bullying tactics and "concepts of a plan". Truth is he has no plan. He's winging it.

gutt3rpunk.bsky.social•151 days ago

That movie started an epidemic of kids doing exactly that, or daring their friends to.

jenmgro.bsky.social•150 days ago

I've been getting into the holiday spirits since Thursday.

princefan-1.bsky.social•149 days ago

Unless it’s Trump or musk, knock yourself out

kaarinajaakkola.bsky.social•150 days ago

LOL

universalsp1r1t.bsky.social•151 days ago

.

~ 💙 ~👋~ Waving Hi ~👋~💙~ GOOD Morning ~ 💙 ~
Let the Festivities Begin

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sbwordmuse.bsky.social•151 days ago

If only. 🎄

universalsp1r1t.bsky.social•151 days ago

.
Its on my wish list ...
.

sbwordmuse.bsky.social•151 days ago

😂

tomaspain.bsky.social•150 days ago

Best thing I've seen all day!

lisaloe.bsky.social•151 days ago

Okay, that’s just awesomeness

lightloveandpeace.bsky.social•150 days ago

I double dog dare everyone to have a wonderful holiday season!❤️

smashmcmanly.bsky.social•150 days ago

Pretty sure that tongue has been on russian pole plenty enough already.

c-blu2.bsky.social•150 days ago

Hahahaha!!! Thank you, I needed a good laugh

cwebbonline.com•151 days ago

Our tree and lights are up. Need that holiday cheer ASAP this year.

jaydubbelu.bsky.social•151 days ago

16 thousand Christmas songs. No ads. https://www.easystreetholidayradio.com

jfrazierwrites.bsky.social•151 days ago

That's a good idea, think I'll put my tree up today or tomorrow

lisaloe.bsky.social•151 days ago

omw with that extra cheer oomph
🚙💨

edrhysjones.bsky.social•151 days ago

“You’ll shoot your eye out kid.” Feels like there’s a metaphor here too.

somebody11.bsky.social•151 days ago

Thank you for starting my Saturday off with a laugh.

vickibellamy.bsky.social•150 days ago

https://youtu.be/ASSECIR20zc

tpittsyork.bsky.social•150 days ago

I double-dog-dare you.🤪

lisaloe.bsky.social•150 days ago

It didn’t even need to go that far.

Putin: see that pole? I da…
🤡: on it!

papavirga.bsky.social•151 days ago

😂

jarocats.bsky.social•150 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

terryezell.bsky.social•151 days ago

I always complain that people start the Christmas season way too early. This year, I am all for it.

fdt12.bsky.social•151 days ago

I’m all for running it the whole new year!!!

irsjimmy109.bsky.social•150 days ago

Should be a thought bubble over Putins head " I knew that idiot would do it " !!!!

sexwithrobots.bsky.social•150 days ago

Can you ever imagine Trump buying gifts for his family lol. I can't

benitads.bsky.social•151 days ago

😆 🤣 yeah for sure

tellitasitis.bsky.social•150 days ago

Omg……perfect description. Who did this.🤪👀👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻💰💰💰💰💰🐍🐍🐍🐍🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🎪🎡🎢🫣😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

alexsavedtheday.bsky.social•150 days ago

Trump? Trump who?

piecesofi.bsky.social•151 days ago

Classic!! 😂😁

gabbydp.bsky.social•151 days ago

This is too good.

turnkey1.bsky.social•150 days ago

Fucking moron.

earthdweller65.bsky.social•150 days ago

Awesome!

bopstyle.bsky.social•150 days ago

If you are looking for fun Xmas music, try this compilation.
Jingle Bell Jazz

jonesgirl3.bsky.social•151 days ago

A good laugh so early in the morning 😂

katie9607.bsky.social•151 days ago

😂😂😂😂

campbellelectric.bsky.social•149 days ago

Laughing, ya it may get cut off.

theophilempathist.bsky.social•150 days ago

Us poor can't get in the holiday spirit. The holidays are only for the rich.

revbug.bsky.social•150 days ago

And
How many Dems are
Now like “but the bell rang” in their capitulation to the mandarin Mussolini

charlayysostl.bsky.social•151 days ago

Tf 😂😂😂😂

grandmon.bsky.social•151 days ago

so true

jackjack59.bsky.social•150 days ago

The message is not intended for nor meant as a life hack
that would impress the fuck out of trump

You know something of them would do it

aynimedia.bsky.social•151 days ago

Works so well LOL

focktwitter.bsky.social•150 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ta1943.bsky.social•150 days ago

Just watched the movie LOL

aninspiredidea.bsky.social•150 days ago

Why would you ruin one of the best movies out there with that photoshop?

lisaloe.bsky.social•150 days ago

I don’t make memes, just simply swipe them and put them in my purse.
(Did I just type that out loud?)

midgreyes.bsky.social•151 days ago

😅😅🤣🤣

bannerite.bsky.social•151 days ago

😂😂😂

anniems111.bsky.social•150 days ago

You just raised my spirits.

lelandvandervort.info•150 days ago

It's hard for him to stick his tongue to the pole when it's already up Putin's ass...

lelandvandervort.info•150 days ago

then again .. forked-tongued serpents are capable of a many amazing feats...

coolgrny48.bsky.social•150 days ago

No way!

lucyannablues.bsky.social•150 days ago

Hahaha, I’ll never watch that scene again without this image in my head…

peacechikezie.bsky.social•151 days ago

😂😂😂

reader1970.bsky.social•151 days ago

What do you think he meant by
"dictator for a day"?

jeffroushwriting.bsky.social•151 days ago

If ever a president were genetically incapable of resisting a stupid triple-dog dare, it would be that one.

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