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weisselberger.bsky.social • 107 days ago

No reward offered for missing hillbilly.

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tabou77.bsky.social•105 days ago

Hell, I'd pay him to stay missing

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tj4short.bsky.social•106 days ago

Lol

msunnerstood.bsky.social•106 days ago

m starting to wonder if he fell from a 9th-floor balcony...

bonbon6971.bsky.social•106 days ago

Check the inserts of the couch?

wutthewut.bsky.social•107 days ago

If found, please do NOT return him to Ohio.

0ttomaddox.bsky.social•107 days ago

doug-holst.bsky.social•107 days ago

Not even an elegy.

somebodyshuman.bsky.social•107 days ago

Check all pull-out couches!

dusktodawn61.bsky.social•106 days ago

He's not a Hillbilly. He's a pretender

forfooksake.bsky.social•105 days ago

Couches across America must unite!

stellarbystarli.bsky.social•106 days ago

Trump probably asked him to lose his hairball/chipmunk look. Maybe in plastic surgery recovery. Maybe t fired him, lol.

kymstress5.bsky.social•107 days ago

Is he off getting his MAL makeover?

blondejojo.bsky.social•107 days ago

🤣

jcassidyskylark.bsky.social•106 days ago

Who’ll write the elegy if the hillbilly is done and gone?

sgemmill.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣

notfading.bsky.social•107 days ago

Have they stashed him in an undisclosed location

piperspetals1111.bsky.social•106 days ago

Haha I did a similar post a while back offering him for 70% off 🤣

tidnov.bsky.social•107 days ago

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wearehere.bsky.social•105 days ago

Omg 😆 😆😆💙

rsurg323.bsky.social•105 days ago

Maybe his wife would try to pay a reward…. if only she had access to their finances. But I’m sure the dude who thinks women shouldn’t vote would never share that with his wife.

kellyknic.bsky.social•107 days ago

You have to care to put up a reward.

wearehere.bsky.social•105 days ago

That’s because no one wants him💙

1991sparkysmom.bsky.social•107 days ago

Look in the Sleeper Sofa section of any Ashley's Furniture.

pennynichols.bsky.social•106 days ago

Easiest and only follow for the day. 😂😂😂

n3t4r5.bsky.social•107 days ago

Leon took over .

lee-in-iowa.bsky.social•106 days ago

We’ll just have a eulogy ready.

jupiter151.bsky.social•106 days ago

He’s here in Florida

witwarrior.bsky.social•107 days ago

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ladylee66.bsky.social•46 days ago

Who is this???

southsaxon.bsky.social•107 days ago

He’s communing with his inner raccoon.

2pugsinarug.bsky.social•104 days ago

He has been quiet pretty much since the election.

westcoastjungle.bsky.social•106 days ago

He must of ran out of eye liner

studentsdemocracy.bsky.social•106 days ago

He was useful

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albertahunt1950.bsky.social•107 days ago

No one wants to find him.

bstnboy.bsky.social•106 days ago

Heard he got stuck in his couch....

averagesam101.bsky.social•107 days ago

Everyone threw away their milk carton with his face on the side of it.

theonlylorax.bsky.social•106 days ago

Reward offered if he stays missing.

sipserenity.bsky.social•106 days ago

jacquelinekemp.bsky.social•105 days ago

Who's missing him?

michael-in-rome.bsky.social•107 days ago

What's the reward to stop looking?

googlybearhug4u.bsky.social•106 days ago

Vance is the executive fluffer for Musk now.

adamarket.bsky.social•106 days ago

Check behind the couch cushions. Or rather, maybe don't....

nopoopforyou.bsky.social•106 days ago

Dont miss

so-what-who-cares.bsky.social•107 days ago

deported? kidney surgery? stuffed in a locker? where art thou JD?

carolyn-maryland.bsky.social•107 days ago

The milk cartons are just sitting empty.

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web.kim•107 days ago

*missing thielbilly

debdon98.bsky.social•107 days ago

I thought he was missing from the hamberder Pic 🫢

weisselberger.bsky.social•107 days ago

prince3eb.bsky.social•107 days ago

Kim is the best!

web.kim•107 days ago

multifacetedchic.bsky.social•106 days ago

He’s plotting with Peter Thiel.

ryanwalters.bsky.social•107 days ago

did they put him down

just-wandering.bsky.social•106 days ago

One can hope…

robbi4.bsky.social•106 days ago

Check under the couch 😂

misscrowdcontrol.bsky.social•106 days ago

He got lost in the sofa section in a janky furniture store.

elgatovolador.bsky.social•107 days ago

For some reason, this scene from Deliverance pops into mind. 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK_pp61c1jQ

hokiegalfurever.bsky.social•106 days ago

Hahaha! Same here! 💙🦋

jedirachel.bsky.social•107 days ago

Puffybilly

mia1916.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

just-shayna.bsky.social•107 days ago

Oh he can stay gone. Now how do we get rid of the others?

yankk824.bsky.social•105 days ago

If only he actually was missing😞

buttecreekmaggie.bsky.social•106 days ago

No one is even looking for him. How pathetic is that?

mattamuller.bsky.social•106 days ago

Check the sofa stores.

basuradeldesierto.bsky.social•106 days ago

More like missing cum sock found under the bed

pottymouthgrandma.bsky.social•107 days ago

He was last seen with Kristi Noem. Better check the gravel pits.

angrygrammy.bsky.social•106 days ago

Kristi Noem had 5 kids, but the underperforming 2 are in the gravel pit, right next to the puppy.

debbiecruz.bsky.social•106 days ago

Thanks for the chuckle

just-wandering.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂

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