Things I never expected to say as a father, number I’ve lost track: “If you touch me with those cold wet hands, I’ll yeet you out the door so hard you won’t land until Tuesday.” - ThreadSky

billwerks.bsky.social • 35 days ago

Things I never expected to say as a father, number I’ve lost track: “If you touch me with those cold wet hands, I’ll yeet you out the door so hard you won’t land until Tuesday.”