The Q1 earnings call is going to be brutal.
Cybertruck didn't meet target and sold units are literally falling to pieces. Sales are down *everywhere*. No one in their right mind would put their family in one of those sh*t boxes after events of the last couple months.
April 23, save the date!
Cybertruck didn't meet target and sold units are literally falling to pieces. Sales are down *everywhere*. No one in their right mind would put their family in one of those sh*t boxes after events of the last couple months.
April 23, save the date!
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Because violence is being done to America and its people right now, and passive resistance will end in complete subjugation.
The issue really is upon which side the military comes down.
The President is the Commander-In-Chief, but they are sworn to uphold the Constitution.
It could really be a Winter Soldier scenario.
I hope I'm wrong but violence doesn't seem far off.
No offense to strippers but they have terrible taste in men as Bezos’ new wife shows.
Can I get one to raise my chickens and gather the firewood?
Is it safe to let my robowife use an axe, or does this cost extra?
Is the fundie baby voice module available?
If I get two of them is it considered polygamy? Can I only do that in Utah?
#robowife 🤖 🤔
But that's what I want to be when I grow up. I hear all the cool kids are billionaires.
The "network state" crowd, the paid pals mafia.
Emerald crypt miners.
Influencers with big numbers, like Joel Osteen and the Tate brothers. 🤑👿👹
They cooked the books for years... and they weren't stopped them, so surely nobody will stop them now.
Elon literally promised "Next year for sure, we will have over a million robotaxis" in 2019... and investors still throw billions at his nonsense promises. It never stops.
https://electrek.co/2025/03/19/tesla-tsla-accounting-raises-red-flags-as-report-shows-1-4-billion-missing/
https://ir.tesla.com/#quarterly-disclosure
https://electrek.co/2025/03/19/tesla-tsla-accounting-raises-red-flags-as-report-shows-1-4-billion-missing/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
https://www.jalopnik.com/1807796/tesla-last-minute-canadian-incentives-eligibility-request/