Cats do not understand "I have mad cramps right now, can you please not stand on my stomach" and "Omg your tiny little paws of death are stabbing me RIGHT in the diaphragm", and it's a real problem.
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Hookay, first reserve couch space... ask fur friend for their permission. Then get thick towel, fold up and use heating pad insert between layers and closer to the cramps side. It gives paw furry one some padding and heat too. Now proceed to lay down.
Oh forgot a nice glass of brandy warmed up.
After several reminders, my cats still don't understand that them kneading when I'm wearing a sweatshirt is not the same as when it's a T shirt. Damn those claws are sharp.
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The offender, for tax. His name is Church.
Oh forgot a nice glass of brandy warmed up.