"Now listen here, boy. I need, I say, I need you to grab -- you're not lookin' at me boy. Pay attention! Grab that honey-glazed ham a'yours nicen'n firm-like. No, firmer! FIRMER! I swear, fellas these days are softer than a pillacase fulla puddin'..."
well you got your dick out there and - well, what're you waiting for me for here? i say, i say, you should - stroke it, move it, jerk it and all that! [foghorn leghorn turns to camera to speak to the audience] they've got a nice cock but they're about as smart as a fence post
There ya go, son! You gotta use a little bit of elbow grease! You gotta get your HANDS dirty! Really put your back into it! Ya go-- no no no, you gotta keep your eye on the balls! You're swingin' and swingin' but you're completely ignorin' the balls! Ain't you ever played with balls before?
Comments