BREAKING: Now that the US has toppled Assad and replaced him with the former Al Qaida leader, it's keen to conquer Iran and install either Satan, Skeletor, Genghis Khan, Darth Vader, Cat Bin Lady, or the corpse of Margaret Thatcher. Fingers crossed x - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

normalisland.co.uk • 77 days ago

BREAKING: Now that the US has toppled Assad and replaced him with the former Al Qaida leader, it's keen to conquer Iran and install either Satan, Skeletor, Genghis Khan, Darth Vader, Cat Bin Lady, or the corpse of Margaret Thatcher. Fingers crossed x

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realnewsonly.bsky.social•77 days ago

😂😂😂 Cat bin lady!😂😂😂

I’d forgotten about her!

falkirkbairnexiled.bsky.social•77 days ago

I love that line up. It's almost like a wrestling advert.

johnfinagin.bsky.social•77 days ago

Moscow says sorry for bombing, shelling, gassing & shooting all those Syrian people who were unlucky to be caught in the crossfire & can they keep those military bases they went to all that trouble installing.

I'm sure any of Satan, Skeletor, Vader, Cat Lady or Zombiemags will be understanding.

andrewapparently.bsky.social•77 days ago

I'm sure Fartridge will be jostling for the job! He could have some spectacular #FarageRiots out there!

richardkelham.bsky.social•77 days ago

Any of those would be an improvement on those evil shits the Ayatollahs.

commyleon.bsky.social•77 days ago

You mean the Syrian people toppled Assad. Don't credit the US.

paultype5.bsky.social•77 days ago

Install? By free democratic choice though? 😊🙀

catmantc.bsky.social•77 days ago

Hmmm. I was wondering.....

scotty63.bsky.social•77 days ago

Definitely thinking outside the 📦

frankieboy1964.bsky.social•77 days ago

Ye mean the Federal Reserve, has put in place, their puppets. Like Zelensky is?

qirat.bsky.social•77 days ago

Have you bothered speaking to any Syrians cause it sure sounds like your racism is trumping our agency

slabhogg1.bsky.social•77 days ago

Why not this guy 🤷🤡👍

robert-kelso-actor.bsky.social•77 days ago

Definitely zombie Margaret Thatcher, with Side kick Ronald Regan. At least dead they will be more human than they were in life.

nobpeck.bsky.social•77 days ago

The corpse of Maggie Thatcher would be the scariest choice.

ellie69.bsky.social•77 days ago

Cat Bin Lady! 😅
Our homegrown suburban psychopath, she's a shoe-in!

casualobserver.bsky.social•77 days ago

Say what you will about Genghis Khan, but

mairisean.bsky.social•77 days ago

I heard they have a health insurance guy lined up for the job

oceanicnomad.bsky.social•77 days ago

I personally prefer Sauron