I would be very pleased if at least one media outlet reports the upcoming Bezos wedding with: “Billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, 61, married Lauren Wendy Sánchez, 55, a squinty-eyed sentient Fleshlight in Italy today …” Bonus points if the Washington Post leads with that….. - ThreadSky

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tbogg.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I would be very pleased if at least one media outlet reports the upcoming Bezos wedding with: “Billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, 61, married Lauren Wendy Sánchez, 55, a squinty-eyed sentient Fleshlight in Italy today …”

Bonus points if the Washington Post leads with that…..

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jennofark.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Sentient fleshlight" is gonna stick with me for the rest of my life.

chicagoavocado.bsky.social•1 day ago

Its like her plastic surgery tells you all you need to know about her personality.

irispol.bsky.social•1 day ago

"women are sentient fleshlights"
ok

jackfeerick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why be mean about *her*? She's not the one running a propaganda rag. Kind of a douche move, my dude.

tbogg.bsky.social•1 day ago

There are approximately 33 million other Bluesky accounts. Maybe go annoy them with your hall monitor bullshit.

jackfeerick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, is this a designated safe space for you to be shitty about women? I must've missed the memo.

tbogg.bsky.social•1 day ago

You’re too banal to be on the memo list. Sorry. We have rules…

jackfeerick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, that must be it. I'm too "banal" to appreciate out-there, definitely non-hacky humor like (squints at notes) ragging on a woman in her fifties on the basis of her looks.

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