I've pointed out the fact that about 50% of fertilized eggs never implant in the uterus and are flushed out, and is evidence their god kills more babies than all humans combined. You should hear the excuses.
I wouldn't be surprised if we brought back literal witch trials and public burnings of women in the red states at this point. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen, but we should stay aware and keep level heads.
They're certainly upset that we were close to normalizing talking about it. Obviously, since every sperm is sacred, they'll take care of that side of it as well, right? And forget about buying condoms in the store or through the mail. Can't violate the Comstock act after all. Happy 1625 everyone.
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the little wasted spermies don’t matter.