A snooty posh woman asked where I got my shoes and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight. 👠😂👠 - ThreadSky

michelleroy78.bsky.social • 9 days ago

A snooty posh woman asked where I got my shoes and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight.
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thebilldelgrosso.bsky.social•9 days ago

I did the same to explain a paper cut… well played

rbjazznme.bsky.social•9 days ago

smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social•9 days ago

A house fell on the previous owner

mattivi28.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣

thinbrim.bsky.social•9 days ago

I 'won' a baseball bat in a parking lot that way once

heavenodessa.bsky.social•9 days ago

I grew up so poor I thought TJMaxx was the good place. TjMaxx is the bad place? Oh dear

deety3.bsky.social•9 days ago

Good one!

myrna-lee-59.bsky.social•9 days ago

frodo58.bsky.social•8 days ago

Wow, I saw the POSH reference, and I just realized that "posh" was an acronym for Piece Of Shit ______? Whereas in my time POSH meant "Port Out, Starboard Home". It means the same now as it did then. ✌️

frodo58.bsky.social•8 days ago

You didn't tell her that you had to kick her to the curb? Or better yet, you "Curbed her" to get em'! Regardless, you got the prize. You go girl!👍

limehawk1.bsky.social•9 days ago

devonveebee.bsky.social•9 days ago

Now I want to hear everyone’s most ridiculous stories of where/how they actually got stuff.

apowhichiapi.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

ragingstoic.bsky.social•9 days ago

Just wanted to let you know I used this TODAY when a Lowe’s Guy (wants a conversation where there is none) said “you got pretty fingernails…” completely unprompted.