Elon Musk is requiring Federal employees to justify their existence. I’ve prepared a list of acceptable responses to his request. Please feel free to add:
-Created a problem and blamed it on DEI
-Reworded an existing policy and called it a “new initiative”
1/3
-Created a problem and blamed it on DEI
-Reworded an existing policy and called it a “new initiative”
1/3
Comments
-Sent an email marked “Urgent” and then went to lunch
-Reorganized a department for the 3rd time this year
-Took credit for an idea first suggested sixth months ago by an intern
2/3
-Created a problem that I then solved
-Identified inefficiencies caused by last week’s efficiency initiative
-Created red tape, then heroically cut through it
-Pretended AI was critical to my job
3/3