2/ So they're shooting at a silhouette 50 yards away and missing half the time. And my neighbor recognizes me as I'm dialing in a new optic on a suppressed $2500 LWRC AR a few lanes away, ringing steel at 200 yards and looking bored. Because zeroing a new optic is boring.
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My rifle cost more than all theirs, together. Aerospace materials, monolithic rail atop a 41V5 alloy barrel, upper reciever treated with a jam-proof self-lubricating nanocoating harder than diamonds.
I politely declined.
Their commander said, "I'd think, when it all comes down, you'd want us on your side."
That was a good chuckle!
"If you need me to teach your men the fundamentals," I growled,"Why would I want you on my side?" I spit in punctuation. "I ain't carryin' your fuckin' squad."
The bell rang, and I went back to ringing a target they couldn't even see.
Quite the story! The F150s are telling… are they the EVs with battery that can act like a generator? Or just the regular gas guzzling kind?
I’d be worried about them being down the road. Maybe they’re just checking to make sure you’re not growing pot? 😉
Hell, the sides of their hearts would be blowing out like underinflated tires the first time they heard an incoming round.