My absolute favorite cybertruck news was when owners from a particular neighborhood woke up to raccoon footprints all over their vehicles. The raccoons thought they were dumpsters 🤣
Try Gorilla Glue this time - OR A FREAKING EPOXY, you MORON, fElon! Think about how many people don't even live near a Tesler showroom to get it fixed!
so not only do they rust and are outrageously ugly, but they shed sharp pieces of metal when you're driving down the road, opposed to being stuck in a small snow bank.
At least they're stunningly ugly, absurdly expensive, plummeting in value, useless off-road, badly engineered, dangerous to drive or to hit, likely to kill you if there is a fire, & unrepairable by standard US body shops.
Surely we can put up with really expensive stainless steel falling off?
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Tesla = garbage
https://bsky.app/profile/mrianjohnson.bsky.social/post/3lkt62n3fes22
hasn't musk shut down the NHTSA yet?
Surely we can put up with really expensive stainless steel falling off?