Hey, without knowing my job or company, how many of you'd be cool with being my office buddies? - ThreadSky

scarlet-rose.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Hey, without knowing my job or company, how many of you'd be cool with being my office buddies?

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clustpression.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure, though I'm not very social at work (IT)

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

If you can keep my computer from making me a rage monster for not loading the damn files I need from the share drive I'll be just appreciative.

sabercee.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would yes

thesunglasskid.bsky.social•4 days ago

Long as you don’t tattle that I’m on my phone.

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

And you don't tattle that I keep secret snacks in my file cabinet.

cyrixbuthorny.bsky.social•3 days ago

Without I doubt, yes.

Please let me ramble, unhinged, about hyper focused.

Pros also include coffee/drink of choice being brought over whenever I get one

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thats a pretty big pro in my book <3

skunkw0rxx.dev•3 days ago

I'd be down to hang out and chill.

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'll have to keep an extra chair in my work space at all times when folks wanna visit my desk. ;)

duckdraw.bsky.social•4 days ago

It would be fun to get fired with you.

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

I legitimately laughed so hard that I snorted a little.

Love you too Ducky!

natlaguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure. But please let me callout any corporate jargon bullshit i come across from other coworkers

sarahsnow32.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh I would love to bar none

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Office parties would be fawning over what we bring to the pot luck <3

merkur.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd be happy being dobie's intern. 🤭

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

I like my coffee as a flat white, two pumps of zero sugar vanilla syrup, and please ask the barista to use oak milk.

merkur.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes ma'am, at least until I master making it myself.

kezzcat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can I get a little chair next to your desk? 😀

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure and I'll give you some coloring books to keep you busy.

kezzcat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hey, they make some pretty good adult coloring books. 😆 Sounds good to me.

arthfach.com•4 days ago

I'm sure I would. We've been through similar battles, my friend. ❤️

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

Watch us crush documents and make the ultimate prepared evaluations of potential candidates. We be tag team office champions!

adeardeer.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would say "let's climb the corporate ladder" but I'm afraid of heights. So my office job would be to cheer you on as you climb it. That's a legit office job, right?

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh my god, you're so precious. ❤️

adeardeer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thanks! It's my deer nature. Most of the precious is stored in the eyes

foxx278.bsky.social•4 days ago

I wouldn’t mind it. At least I’d have something in common with a coworker (something I lack at my current job).

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

I buy a box of bagels for the office once a month as a little treat. ❤️

foxx278.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd have to take half a bagel so my blood sugar doesn't spike too much in case my insulin doesn't work the way I want it to (seriously, being Type 1 sucks).

kendrickgoldstar.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm down! You seem like a great friend

level20gnollbard.bsky.social•4 days ago

You know it girlfriend. 💋

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

The office supply closet will be raided for TTRPG gaming materials and hidden make-out sessions.

camstonefaux.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure. But there better be martinis.

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Martinis after hours Mister Fox

camstonefaux.bsky.social•2 days ago

Promises, promises.
The water cooler was a lot happier place when it was filled with vodka.

ol1-v3.bsky.social•4 days ago

me! let the office shenanigans commence

vmagsfox.bsky.social•3 days ago

Heck yea! Let’s go get coffee and bitch about things that should have been an email.

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh Lord, that'll take up half of my workday if you let me! 😆

thewolfhorse.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have the ADHDtism and probably wouldn't be a very good coworker, but yes

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'll be sure to supply you with the best fidget toy to keep your hand occupied while shifting through emails.

foxynature23.bsky.social•4 days ago

me! i doubt we would get any work done though

scarlet-rose.bsky.social•4 days ago

I promise to be only half-distracting.

foxynature23.bsky.social•4 days ago

perfect i will also be only half-distracting

bigdawgal.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tbh I don't know about being in the office but I could definitely be your buddy. I would just be the hot grounds keeper you watch work through your office window LOL 🤣