You stumble across a knight in the woods; though he doesn’t appear to be injured, just hungry… - ThreadSky

gordonthebull.bsky.social • 2 days ago

You stumble across a knight in the woods; though he doesn’t appear to be injured, just hungry…

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gatsuharu.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think you get an achievement for bursting that belt off him by only using food 😈

kaladingus.bsky.social•2 days ago

I take it he will accept payment for quests in meat and ale

colossalporker.bsky.social•2 days ago

I offer him a vial of potion to help his hunger pains. I promise it DOES NOT cause weight gain😉

gordonthebull.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤨

colossalporker.bsky.social•2 days ago

Take a sip. It's very delicious😏

sweetkeyatelier.bsky.social•2 days ago

Time to cook him a meal

johnnybloatstar.bsky.social•2 days ago

I offer him a leg of mutton and a full keg of ale

gordonthebull.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oooh he’d graciously accept 🤲

skribble2life.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fucking ate this up

gordonthebull.bsky.social•2 days ago

🥰🥰 I’ll work on the full set later

leopardsamurai.bsky.social•1 day ago

I offer thee a garlic bread roll to satiate you appetite

b4datthis.bsky.social•2 days ago

The insatiable Sir Loin, I presume.

haveyourphil24.bsky.social•2 days ago

I imagine a town protected by a semi-retired adventurer. The town can't afford his normal rates, but he insists it's fine. To express their gratitude and love, the townspeople constantly bring him gifts of food, praise, and company. He grows fat and happy.