Y'all. Let me tell you about the dream I had last night. I was taking a trip to Chicago with @cary-elwes.bsky.social and Ron Weasley (the character, not Rupert Grunt) and we stopped in a generic north-central Indiana town (Peru? Wabash? Logansport? They're all the same to me!) to get snacks, (1/?) - ThreadSky

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funnelfiasco.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy • 11 days ago

Y'all. Let me tell you about the dream I had last night.

I was taking a trip to Chicago with @cary-elwes.bsky.social and Ron Weasley (the character, not Rupert Grunt) and we stopped in a generic north-central Indiana town (Peru? Wabash? Logansport? They're all the same to me!) to get snacks, (1/?)

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funnelfiasco.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy•11 days ago

, go to the bathroom, etc. Ron got separated from us, so Cary and I waited for him a few minutes. When he didn't turn up, we went looking for him. There were a lot of people at some street festival so we had a hard time finding him. I pulled out my circa 2000 cell phone to call him, (2/?)

funnelfiasco.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy•11 days ago

, but he didn't answer. Eventually, we ended up in a parking lot. A few rows over there was a burning mound. Atop the mound was a crouched figure with wings. As we got closer, I realized it was the skeleton of Ron Weasley. (3/?)

funnelfiasco.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy•11 days ago

Forecasters from the National Weather Service came up to collect the remains. I told them "I think this was demonic." They agreed.

As we got in the car to resume our trip, I caught a glimpse of a demon hiding behind a tree. Cary said "I guess it's a good thing I'm a vegetarian."

Fin. (4/4)

swiftiemir.bsky.social•11 days ago

You left out some of this when you told me about it this morning 🤣

funnelfiasco.bsky.social•11 days ago

I needed to hurry so that I could make your breakfast.

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