I HAVE BEEN CRYING LAUGHING FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR BECAUSE NIGGAS ON TIKTOK DONT KNOW THAT NECROMANCY AND NECROPHILIA ARE NOT THE SAME THING - ThreadSky

kenniejd.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I HAVE BEEN CRYING LAUGHING FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR BECAUSE NIGGAS ON TIKTOK DONT KNOW THAT NECROMANCY AND NECROPHILIA ARE NOT THE SAME THING

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lestatslefttit.bsky.social•1 day ago

And there’s people in the comments believing he’s being charged for necromancy 💀

zabroglexis.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😳

mockgod.bsky.social•1 day ago

And in the aftermath of the zombie apocalypse, the scared, fleeing undead realised the real monster was humanity's sex drive all along

dumbgreenboi.bsky.social•1 day ago

They can be related if your reading the right book! cept they both skeletons so its just *clank clonk bownk bonk wack smack*

notsssoup.bsky.social•1 day ago

STOP - DROP THE LINK RN RN 😭😭😭

abb3rz.bsky.social•1 day ago

CACKLING

seanshivers.bsky.social•8 hours ago

It's got romance right in the name

outofnames.bsky.social•1 day ago

I saw that too and I was so confused … I thought it was a bit …

intothebookverse.bsky.social•1 day ago

They went “Necrophilimancy”? 🤣

arediaraven.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I can’t and can believe this an the same time

jtony.com•1 day ago

They don’t have to be, but they can be if you do them right.

dantesinfernal.bsky.social•1 day ago

He is probably into necrowomancy too, the weirdo…

br3yonce.bsky.social•1 day ago

Say sike RN

pekonomicon.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I thought they were saying that for censorship. But I'm seeing an alarming mix of actual confusion.

hydroflaskqween.bsky.social•11 hours ago

PFFT

coldgoldzero.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was he actually charged with necrophilia though? That's fucking nuts

zizo1.bsky.social•1 day ago

If anyone's getting charged for that it's him tbh

timilk.bsky.social•1 day ago

isn’t it because they’re worried about tiktok censorship?

floatsuspiciously.bsky.social•1 day ago

itsokay2punchnazis.bsky.social•1 day ago

How are they mutually exclusive? Seems like a pretty tight Venn diagram, to me.

mockgod.bsky.social•1 day ago

What, when you resurrect your uncle to find the key to the safe?

I don't bloody think so!

hookersandwhiskey.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I need to change my tinder profile then

naughtyleftyxxx.bsky.social•3 hours ago

😄

noisesmith.bsky.social•1 day ago

also, d&d totally butchered the meaning of "necromancy", which historically was about speaking to the dead in order to alter fate

koyajoonie.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Diddy like:

mbrleigh.bsky.social•1 day ago

LIKE DICTIONARIES EXIST IM SO 😭

citrusfoam.bsky.social•1 day ago

They be drainin me sometimes smh

kenniejd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Niggas said Diddy was charged with necromancy, is that nigga The Dark Urge?!😭😭😭

jensplaining.bsky.social•1 day ago

trying to resurrect biggie to make a new record

ixibsmixi.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Baal branded booty oil.

notgoodend.bsky.social•1 day ago

Okay, but is this how I find out that Diddy is being charged with necrophilia!?!?

I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but for some reason I didn't think it could get anymore depraved...

thereeljon.mov•17 hours ago

Diddy charged with trying to bring that booty back from the dead.

emanuelcrx.bsky.social•20 hours ago

someone destroy his eye and hand before it's too late

domioku.bsky.social•19 hours ago

kenniejd.bsky.social•18 hours ago

For those asking, I don’t see anything about Diddy being charged with Necrophilia but honestly that would be the only charge that would truly surprise me. Also Necromancy is not a legal term so he isn’t being charged with that either 😂 he is a regular alleged sex trafficker with no magical powers

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