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msignorile.bsky.social • 26 days ago

Okay, who carries around $3000 in cash?!

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

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robertcameron.bsky.social•26 days ago

It takes a huge bag of blow to keep her going every day and that stuff is cash-only. And it ain't cheap! 😂😂😜

esmewrites.bsky.social•26 days ago

donrumgayjr.bsky.social•26 days ago

I do…but only at a casino….

clayrobinson.bsky.social•26 days ago

Not to defend that awful human , but I do.

snappyjack.bsky.social•26 days ago

You don't eat eggs, do you?

johnlasater.bsky.social•26 days ago

Your "guy," who has "really good shit," carries around $3000 in cash.

dougmaine.bsky.social•26 days ago

Drug dealers and hookers!!

gottalaff.bsky.social•26 days ago

Who HAS $3000 in cash?

504spyboy.bsky.social•26 days ago

The DHS per diem?

realtalk2.bsky.social•26 days ago

Someone who was just bribed or have plans on bribing/paying off another party 🤔

jadhmi123.bsky.social•26 days ago

lol. I was thinking the same thing sheesh. Does she know something we don’t ?

farmgirl1.bsky.social•26 days ago

A woman who can't hold on to their wallet runs a department with the word "secure" in it?

thesoundings.bsky.social•26 days ago

Drug dealers?

peacewoman.bsky.social•26 days ago

Farts and prayers to her.

deut2314.bsky.social•26 days ago

She learned from Jerry Springer not to pay whores with personal checks.

joelfast.bsky.social•26 days ago

not me

navinpokala.bsky.social•26 days ago

It looks like Dept of Homeland Security didn’t pay attention to the WHITE guy who stole their boss’s purse. Also, besides drug dealers or mafia bookies, who carries $3000 in cash? https://bsky.app/profile/jamiegangel.bsky.social/post/3lnddzxt4h22z

donmckennan.bsky.social•26 days ago

DHS secretary gets her bag stolen. That’s kinda ironic.

rickybrad.bsky.social•26 days ago

She's sad they'll never find it now, because she specified the bills be unmarked

saltyveruca.bsky.social•26 days ago

Nice one! 👏

byways.bsky.social•26 days ago

Mrs. Peacock after someone slipped it under the bathroom stall door as a bribe.

joshtpm.bsky.social•26 days ago

more like a go-bag than a purse

kdavis206.bsky.social•26 days ago

Exactly

erikjonker.bsky.social•26 days ago

…drugs can be expensive, especially if you pay for the whole group 😀

susanoftexas.bsky.social•26 days ago

That’s hookers and blow money, not dinner and drinks money.

susanoftexas.bsky.social•26 days ago

“I’m planning to Uber home by way of Paris.”

twardell.bsky.social•26 days ago

This.

cecivrai.bsky.social•26 days ago

Basically, not someone on the up-&-up

stonyriver.bsky.social•26 days ago

Only the best people.

baltussen.bsky.social•26 days ago

On top of a check book. Otherwise it could be a “I’m a cash person” thing. And I am sure she had credit cards and Apple Pay. So it looks like cash to prevent a trail money.

worldcitizen1994.bsky.social•26 days ago

Hmmmm ... someone with, shall we say, a chemical issue? She's pure scum.

bigcee.bsky.social•26 days ago

Obviously MS-13

excannbiz.bsky.social•26 days ago

drug dealers

joninsocal.bsky.social•26 days ago

“So what was in the bag ma’am?”
“Err, $3000 in cash, a Rolex, a new iPhone, a diamond bracelet, several rings, a gold chain”
“You’re certain of that.”
“Cross my heart….whats the crime number for my insurance claim?”

brainbolt.bsky.social•26 days ago

Or a checkbook?

aprilp.bsky.social•26 days ago

I guess her security detail were also DEI hires?

sleeve5710.bsky.social•26 days ago

Kristi Noem does.

urahomosapien.bsky.social•26 days ago

Tariff per diem?

biglytariffman.bsky.social•26 days ago

She’s got a “lip plumper/botox guy” who works out of his car and only takes cash.

goodygrace71.bsky.social•26 days ago

Criminals

kevinfry.bsky.social•26 days ago

1st Q: Why is the Secret Service reviewing security camera footage to see who did it? Wouldn't they have seen the dude with their own eyes while they were supposedly guarding her??? And who runs around with $3K in cash in their purse, unless they're planning on meeting their dealer in the bathroom?

biglytariffman.bsky.social•26 days ago

rdeweerd.bsky.social•26 days ago

Secret service guards people, not their personal property. Let DC police handle it.

kevinfry.bsky.social•26 days ago

The story said SS was investigating and reviewing footage.

rdeweerd.bsky.social•25 days ago

Exactly, why is th SS investigating a property crime? No one attacked the protectee

brucerfeldman.bsky.social•26 days ago

Why does Noem carry $3,000 in cash in her handbag? Because you never know when you’re going to run into a plastic surgeon holding a sale.

kstroopwafel.bsky.social•26 days ago

I expect that Bondi will announce that the perp will be sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.

smithjohnny.bsky.social•26 days ago

An inside job. Without her passport, she won’t be making any more trips down to El Salvador anytime soon.

bridgettereed.com•26 days ago

Drug score?

asharpie.bsky.social•26 days ago

Corey Lewandowski.

jacksprat39.bsky.social•26 days ago

I don't think that twisted he-whore has to cough up bucks for that Homeland tart.

kherregud.bsky.social•26 days ago

Bail money in case she is arrested for more animal abuse.

jimbrowski12.bsky.social•26 days ago

MS-13 members, according to Kristi Noem.

kstroopwafel.bsky.social•26 days ago

I expect that AG Bondi will announce that the perp will be sentenced to life in a Salvadoran prison with no chance of parole.

graham-o.bsky.social•26 days ago

Her nights takings from stripping for Trump ?

beadiva75.bsky.social•26 days ago

I hope they DON'T catch the thief!!

beadiva75.bsky.social•26 days ago

She probably stole it from a very hard working migrant

electric528.bsky.social•26 days ago

I haven't carried cash since getting a debit card years ago.

bethmorgan.bsky.social•26 days ago

Forget that, who carries blank checks these days? Was she going to write one for $100 over her grocery total to get even more cash?

dem3pigs.bsky.social•26 days ago

People who pay people to do things they want no trace

mancinisscarf.bsky.social•26 days ago

https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/football-opinion/mole-column-revealed-manchester-city-3350149

breecegary.bsky.social•26 days ago

Buying a puppy

axonsongs.bsky.social•26 days ago

Dope dealers, pimps, and spies.

glgehman.bsky.social•26 days ago

Blackmailers won't take plastic.

wvdemgirl.bsky.social•26 days ago

Why was she walking around with her passport? That is not a vital document that we usually carry here in the United States.

akajuhlz.bsky.social•26 days ago

Paymasters and bribe recipients, to name 2.

stevephanson.bsky.social•26 days ago

We live in The Onion’s world now

rustbeltdave.bsky.social•26 days ago

Lucky for her that the Secret Service got rid of all those "DEI hires".

mikeblu201.bsky.social•26 days ago

She does, when she has to pick up Hegseth’s nightly bar tab.

jacksprat39.bsky.social•26 days ago

She turned that many tricks?

therealkeninmn.bsky.social•26 days ago

DC Republican'ts aren't known for their stamina, so thirty a night is not outside the realm of possibility...

jacksprat39.bsky.social•26 days ago

😂

dosdogs.bsky.social•26 days ago

And a checkbook??

siamesecats.bsky.social•26 days ago

That was my first thought, too. https://bsky.app/profile/siamesecats.bsky.social/post/3lndoskblec2g

auntiefax4.bsky.social•26 days ago

According to her (checks notes) MS-13 members.

420aliensports.bsky.social•26 days ago

Nothing is normal about this sociopath. I mean who brags about shooting a puppy because it was acting like a puppy?

grammy-3.bsky.social•26 days ago

The homeland "security" secretary had her lil pocket book stolen? Tf kinda security she got!?

cecivrai.bsky.social•26 days ago

Really!!!

ladylinds.bsky.social•26 days ago

She either stole it from people during an ICE raid or she was going to buy some drugs after dinner.

recycledpies.bsky.social•26 days ago

You never know when you might get the urge to splurge on a dozen eggs.

shaverbug.bsky.social•26 days ago

Homeland "Security" Secretary

whereitsat68.bsky.social•26 days ago

A random event🤔

thesarahrose.bsky.social•26 days ago

Someone who believes the banks are gonna fail

northsleuth.bsky.social•26 days ago

MS13 Gang member?

sasha.puppeh.dog•26 days ago

My first thought was, how can someone this terrible at personal security be trusted with National Security 🤦‍♂️

jrhensley12.bsky.social•26 days ago

Honestly, people who don’t want to leave a spending trail of their misdeeds.

aspiringhermit.bsky.social•26 days ago

Criminals

kagrox.bsky.social•26 days ago

The thief does, now.

3fecta.bsky.social•26 days ago

Noem says to herself, damn, I had $30 in cash in there, I mean $300. No better make that $3,000 when I file the report could also be a possibility.

kstroopwafel.bsky.social•26 days ago

I expect that Bondi will announce that the perp will be sentenced to life in a Salvadoran prison with no chance of parole.

kagrox.bsky.social•26 days ago

The going theory is that he needed a makeup bag large enough to use to vandalize a Cybertruck.

cecivrai.bsky.social•26 days ago

😂

kstroopwafel.bsky.social•26 days ago

Yes yes yes 😆

shevawn.bsky.social•26 days ago

Newsweek is reporting she was paying for family Easter gifts and meals with cash.

ejk415.bsky.social•26 days ago

Mug money? More likely a little something to grease some palms.

gotommy.bsky.social•26 days ago

Can only assume the next installment was due on that thing that used to be her face.

twardell.bsky.social•26 days ago

If you were cheating on your husband, you would use cash for hotel rooms so your husband wouldn't see the transactions on CC statements? 🤷
Why did she have her access badge with her?

accadacca.bsky.social•26 days ago

Gotta pay for those extensions somehow

thatac.bsky.social•26 days ago

She was expecting the bodyguard to keep the john from rolling her.

jkoteen.bsky.social•26 days ago

People who commit crimes and give/accept bribes.

mkrodgers.bsky.social•26 days ago

And how big was the damn bag? I mean, I carry a standard mom tote most of the time that would hold all of that, but not to dinner on a Sunday.

funky16corners.bsky.social•26 days ago

It was her down payment on another ridiculous watch.

scmpe.bsky.social•26 days ago

Fani Willis??
Didn’t she tell us that her daddy always told her to carry cash?

joeyvazquez.bsky.social•26 days ago

Lots of folks seem hung up on Noem carrying around a few stacks of cash. I see certain legitimate scenarios where that might be a thing.

But I'm more intrigued about her carrying around a book of personal blank checks in 2025.

rockshrimp.bsky.social•26 days ago

therealkeninmn.bsky.social•26 days ago

It was definitely not a dog that stole it, because she would have put a dog down...

wspano.bsky.social•26 days ago

Maybe she's having an affair and doesn't want transactions showing up on the personal card she shares with Hubs?

Just asking questions here.

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