Loot, Interplanar Pizza Deliverer Request by @sundaecat.bsky.social! - ThreadSky

gremlin.world • 33 days ago

Loot, Interplanar Pizza Deliverer

Request by @sundaecat.bsky.social!

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levdev.bsky.social•33 days ago

Now the question is....which plane has the best deep dish and which has the best flat pizza.

ryuumigaroukuni.bsky.social•33 days ago

Deep Dish Pizza is definitely Capenna, Fiora for Flat Pizza

basicandbizarre.bsky.social•33 days ago

Ravnica has the best flat pizza, but toppings vary wildly by location.

New Capennan deep dish is controversial but has a cult following on Thunder Junction and Lorwyn.

However, the true winner is from Duskmourn, of all places, which maintains a strong personal pan pizza tradition.

basicandbizarre.bsky.social•33 days ago

Ravnican pizza is polarizing because while everyone can agree on the basic structural constants of what makes a good slice, NOBODY can agree on toppings, and some of the guilds have staked major cultural touchstones on the weirder ones.

basicandbizarre.bsky.social•33 days ago

Why Duskmourn survivors have kept the personal pan pizza tradition alive is unknown, but dotted across the plane maintain heavily defended huts where these much treasured dishes are prepared.

It is the plane's only export; Valgavoth thinks it might help tourism. You also get a commemorative cup!

levdev.bsky.social•33 days ago

but the cup is cursed.

levdev.bsky.social•33 days ago

and it's got to be the classic red glass cup you got from pizza hutt in the past.