Oh hello handsome fella! Your friendly Marketing Manager is here to collect the order.
You have been awarded the client of the day and we will do our best to please you.
bear with us!
Hi there!Your friendly marketing manager is here!Your call is important for us, you are no4 in the queue.Please remain on the line and we will be in touch with you shortly.I see you are requesting a premium service,I will have to push you through the line.Expect to hear back from us before midnight!
Hey! Remember us? We are back with your order. One and only, ta-dam you!
Yes or no?
In 5minutes we are gonna send you a short customer satisfaction survey.
So, my Marketing Manager delivered the order on a white background, here is a more whimsical one, just cause we care deeply about our customers, you get 2 for the price of one💪🏻
Mach, with your donation you become eligible for my special promo code, #BrianIsTheBestFella for an automatic 25% extra charge that goes 100% towards your prefered charity 🤭
Ohh sorry, its just a joke 😜 hahahha if you ask for your promo code you get charged 25% extra, but its not true though, only meant to make people laugh
Ah, one of our bestsellers 🤩
We have pulled that item from stock, let’s see how it looks on you shall we? That looks magnificent😍 Do you like?
Thank you so much for supporting one of our favorite charities🥰🥰🥰🥰
We’ve got so many hats, it’s gonna be a cold day in hell before you can put in a hat request we can not deliver, and trust me, we’ve been getting some weird and wondrous requests already🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣 Pineapple pizza, pirate hat on warship, goats mask, jester, shark, curling pins, Stranger Things, turkey🤷♀️
You got a ship already 😜💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 now all we need is booze 🥃 and a bartender who can whip up a cocktail with an umbrella ☂️ Yes, it ain’t a proper beach cocktail without an umbrella 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Your friendly marketing manager here. Thank you for your order. It will be process in the order it was received. Approximate execution time is 2 hours.
Bear with us. We aim to please
*This is our team getting ready to start working on your order* 👇👇
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Never ever give carte blanche to a brain damaged dog😈
On that note:
Let’s provide this wonderful fella with a Christmas hat with brain damage progress reporting tool🤭🤭🤭
@tortitude.bsky.social needed a naughty Christmas hat, but also some party favorites to start the party early and some Coast of Life trench candles to roast vatniks and the orange dictator appeaser alike. Now how do you like this cute naughty kitty😻😽
Our very own @iamundertow.bsky.social wanted a re-enactment of Steeleye Span’s « All around my hat I will wear the green willow »
We were happy to oblige, great was our amazement when she got spotted at a music festival later in the day😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭
@davebeingdave.bsky.social
has ordered another of our bestsellers in the hottest color scheme this fall😍😍😍 The Tryzub complements the sophisticated design
@KulluTishajev on X just got her fella forged and was not sure what she wanted, but she wanted a hat. So our Marketing Manager suggested a flower crown. So, do you think she made the right choice😉 I think she looks stunning 😍
So the Mobile Hat Factory polished the brim and changed the batteries in this lovely hat, so the lights would dazzle all spectators🥳 Anyone would agree you cannot go wrong with multi-colored party lights and googly eyes👍🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳
@meowsmagic.bsky.social had an idea about reincarnating Carmen Miranda, so nominated this gorgeous fella to be the nominee. Do you think she belongs in theatre🥰
We needed the delve deep into our stock piles to supply our gorgeous customer with a fitting and flowery Korean crochet hat
@maryjmichelmary on Twatter
@cherylisok.bsky.social, although she’s got a bit of a Borg thing going on, is really a very nice lady, who even gave me a whole website to choose from😍😍😍😍😍 Yes ladies, you can always entice me with a bit of shopping😏🤭🤭🤭🤭
@chrisannad.bsky.social wanted something cheerful 😀
Now tell me this is not cheerful and you can go give your personal apologies to the head tribble @iamundertow.bsky.social , cause he will not be happy anyone NOT liking his tribble folk💪🏻🥳
It’s a bit of a glutton but If you train it right it will go steal yer neighbor’s food instead of yours. It loves sneaking around in the dark, leave your light on and it will be off for the next house🤭
@davebeingdave.bsky.social ‘s biggest wish as a sports fan was this striped one, but his Deadshot appliance kept obscuring the logo🫣 Ah well, safety rules did not permit the Hat Shop to cover up the dangerous weaponry🤷♀️ We do not want to create a fire hazard, we’ll save those for a different country😜
Tadaa,…. Low and behold, you ask for pinapple on pizza hat, even tho we hate the wretched food abomination, we deliver💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Enough pineapple to ruin that perfectly fine pizza you reckon 🤔🫣 Be warned @krychevska.bsky.social will use this against you in a food fight ‼️💪🏻
@resettodefault.bsky.social looks like Da Police has also found the Christmas spirit. Our little Bad Santa kitty has been granted leniency, she stole the entire box of donuts from the precinct and got moved to the wanted list, turns out she just wanted to help everyone with their diet 🤷♀️
@krychevska.bsky.social really needed a pinapple hat to win any atrgument in the NAGO food wars, I guess she got that fight sealed🤭 However, my pizza joint does not serve Pineapple pizza🤭
@icustare.bsky.social on X wanted to confirm Santa is still real, apparently she is, cause already, magically a fella appeared at our Hat Factory HQ. Dunno if this was on his wish list, but here it is🤷♀️ Santa added a note saying refunds can apply on cryptic wish lists, if you ask the head elf nicely
For our Dutch fella @Deity01 Gerard de Koning, we suggested a more battle worthy helmet to protect his brain damaged Fella head. We give you our splendid restyled warrior on his iron steed. Also on Twatter
Call me the Mad Hatter🤪 but for the right kind of donation to one of our beloved charities, I WILL put your mother in law on your head😎😏
Just a suggestion, anyone taking🤭🤪😵💫
Comments
Can you give my avatar some Channukah-inspired festive moose antlers?
Can you use this one?
You have been awarded the client of the day and we will do our best to please you.
bear with us!
@belfastresident.bsky.social
Now I just gotta find him again!
Yes or no?
In 5minutes we are gonna send you a short customer satisfaction survey.
I'd like to have a common christmas cap, red and white, with a small bell at the pom pom, if possible 😊
Thank you very much! 🫂🥰
Could you explain a bit more please, what can I do for you? Thank you mate 🫂😊
Still waiting for a non-funny post from you, won't happen, I guess 😅😍🫂
We have pulled that item from stock, let’s see how it looks on you shall we? That looks magnificent😍 Do you like?
Thank you so much for supporting one of our favorite charities🥰🥰🥰🥰
Will switch to it immediately! 😃😅
Good luck on giving away a lot of beautiful hats / caps, lovely greetings to @krychevska.bsky.social 🫂🥰
Looking forward to that pirate🏴☠️
It was the order of the week, standing out among the Santa hats!
Our forger is crying, I am also crying happy tears even before hearing that you like it.You like it?
Absolutely love it.
Double bonus as family name - Driscolls - our coat of arms is a pirate ship.
Well worth it
Bear with us. We aim to please
*This is our team getting ready to start working on your order* 👇👇
Never ever give carte blanche to a brain damaged dog😈
On that note:
Let’s provide this wonderful fella with a Christmas hat with brain damage progress reporting tool🤭🤭🤭
We were happy to oblige, great was our amazement when she got spotted at a music festival later in the day😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭
And nice styling on the hat!
has ordered another of our bestsellers in the hottest color scheme this fall😍😍😍 The Tryzub complements the sophisticated design
@maryjmichelmary on Twatter
Thank you again 🙏
Now tell me this is not cheerful and you can go give your personal apologies to the head tribble @iamundertow.bsky.social , cause he will not be happy anyone NOT liking his tribble folk💪🏻🥳
Enough pineapple to ruin that perfectly fine pizza you reckon 🤔🫣 Be warned @krychevska.bsky.social will use this against you in a food fight ‼️💪🏻
It’s guaranteed to get you in to the carnival for free🎪🎡🤹🎢🎠🤭🥳🥰
I would have to do it
Just a suggestion, anyone taking🤭🤪😵💫
I must have forgotten 😬
It’s common knowledge 🫡