Message my builder to say I'll see him Tuesday. He replies. This isn't good. Sure enough... The Hotel Of My Enemy's plumbing has burst and flooded my cave. As if I thought the worst I'd have to clean out of it would be cat shit. - ThreadSky

gossjam.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Message my builder to say I'll see him Tuesday.

He replies. This isn't good.

Sure enough... The Hotel Of My Enemy's plumbing has burst and flooded my cave. As if I thought the worst I'd have to clean out of it would be cat shit.

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julianagb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh… bugger…..

wolfyohare.bsky.social•2 days ago

"The Hotel of my Enemy," - a wonderful title. I imagine a lot of black marble and 1930s decor - a sense of grim foreboding, irate parents and much heavy furniture.

gossjam.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's a disappointingly normal hotel. I mean,it has a few too many mannequins pis for my taste but hey ho.

(Bet that's not the correct plural)

invalid-handle.com•3 days ago

Does the flooding at least clear the cat shit or does it not drain and you have a cat shit swimming pool?

Either way, good luck getting it sorted

majnouna.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh no 😬

gossjam.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Hotel of My Enemy already broke into my house and laid illegal water pipes through it.... Which burst and flooded a hotel down the hill.

Now one of their bathrooms is flooding my house.

These are the people who put me in prison.... Claiming I had an illegal water supply.

markcockram.bsky.social•3 days ago

mirandawhiting.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’d quite like you to live in a bit of tranquility rather than something too far-fetched to be fiction, even if it’s entertaining for the rest of us. I hope it’s ’just’ water.

jennylandreth.bsky.social•3 days ago

I *really* feel like I’m reading a book and I missed out a key chapter.

gossjam.bsky.social•3 days ago

There was a long thread over on The Other Place. My neighbour had me arrested off a plane, initially accused of putting in an illegal water supply. Then, when it turned out his builder had put that in, he accused me of illegally building a top story on my house... 40 years ago.

jennylandreth.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thank you, I am now up to speed 😀

kateweb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh, NO!

gossjam.bsky.social•3 days ago

OH WET YES

kateweb.bsky.social•2 days ago

The Hotel Of Your Enemy has a lot to answer for.

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