brain: time to eat
me: all right, let’s cook something
brain: no make. only eat
me: all right, let’s cook something
brain: no make. only eat
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(fourth meal in a row)
me, looking in fridge: “omg I’m starving!"
wife: “You could make tuna salad."
me: slides down fridge to floor, head in hands “I can NOT figure that out right now.”