Merry Xmas Jen, to you, your drummin', funny-man hubby, the dogs and the 19 bottles of wine that will be seeing their final days during the next 48 hours.
Trust me friend, you of all people can't do a dry Jan.
With the way things are going, and the inauguration on the 20th, the world has chosen to skip "Dry January" for at least a year.
January 1st starts a month+ of "Drunk As A Skunk To Numb The Pain And Stay Sane" DAASTNTPASS for short.
Can't decide to laugh or cry?
Just 😅. It'll keep the wine drunk going strong and it'll be a helluva lot more fun than facing the reality of watching the orange buffoon try to take over Canada and Panama and destroy ___ and ___
(you fill in your own blanks)
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Santa had a bad year... 😳😱
With the way things are going, and the inauguration on the 20th, the world has chosen to skip "Dry January" for at least a year.
January 1st starts a month+ of "Drunk As A Skunk To Numb The Pain And Stay Sane" DAASTNTPASS for short.
Join us.
Just 😅. It'll keep the wine drunk going strong and it'll be a helluva lot more fun than facing the reality of watching the orange buffoon try to take over Canada and Panama and destroy ___ and ___
(you fill in your own blanks)
Drink up girl!
(that's just breakfast 👇)