Ah, yes, I hadn’t considered the sound pollution issue. Plus, his incessant whining would probably force the penguins to abandon the island, which would be undesirable, ecologically.
There seems to be no alternative but to exile him on Mars with the First Buddy. In space, no one can hear him whine.
Musk too would be in sole charge of Trump’s oxygen levels on Mars. If Musk’s money ran out so might Trump’s oxygen. Oh well at least he’s going where no man has gone before.
Musk is a hard man, or so he rates himself. A man without empathy, as it just holds him back. I don’t think it would take too long for Musk to turn off Trump’s oxygen because “sacrifices must be made for the greater (i.e. Musk’s) good”.
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Trump getting the treatment he dishes out - I like it.
The rest of the country paying for Trump’s poetic justice - I don’t.
How about the US just exiles Trump on Heard Island (assuming a deal can be done with Australia - the poor penguins!) and France writes off the debt?
There seems to be no alternative but to exile him on Mars with the First Buddy. In space, no one can hear him whine.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/03/fact-check-france-loan-150-trillion-interest-us-independence.html