B810. The Man who Bit Himself on the Ear. A man explains to his doctor that the wound on his ear (or forehead) is where he bit himself. He explains, "I stood on a chair."
I just want as many people as possible to lose. Both participants, certainly, but preferably more than that. I'm assuming that the more I learned about anyone seated next to the ring in this fight, the less I'd like them.
Haha. I remember. I once tried to ask my students abt Van Gogh, ugh, trying the Socratic thang, (I’m an art teacher), one of them literally jumped out of his seat and started yelling abt Tyson and the ear.
There’s this one sound effect in old Warner Brothers cartoons, like when Wile E. Coyote hits the bottom of a canyon strapped to an anvil. Somewhere between punching a heavy bag and dropping a manhole cover. That’s all I can imagine the first time Mike tags him.
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